worst boy/girl experiences

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by ppcock

if you look up oddmud in urban dictionary.. it says "see emo"

i'm not sure you know what that word means. you called me that for years and i'm one of the the least emo people i know.

[Courtney]

Intelligence (also called intellect) is an umbrella term used to describe a property of the mind that encompasses many related abilities, such as the capacities to reason, to plan, to solve problems, to think abstractly, to comprehend ideas, to use language, and to learn. There are several ways to define intelligence. In some cases, intelligence may include traits such as creativity, personality, character, knowledge, or wisdom. However, most psychologists prefer not to include these traits in the definition of intelligence.

Thanks for your definition- according to it i'm rather intelligent!

[ppcock]

I know.
4 years??? wow!

I'll stop calling you emo.

[MissBehavior]

A) This thread is gold.

B) My horror story was this guy that I'd seen around for years, but whenever we'd run into each other one of us wasn't single. So, I see him out one night, and being that I was out and trashed, I finally asked him if he was seeing anyone. He smiled at me me and said no, so I asked him out. We went out later that week, had a great time (I thought things went rather well), then I never heard from him again.

So 6 weeks later, I saw him again. I walked up to him and gave him a hug and started chatting with him and I could see him getting more and more uncomfortable. A little later I saw him and the girl he was with sitting to the side and I went over to chat a little more. During this time he started to SQUIRM. And then I got up and walked away. A while later I saw him standing by himself by the dance floor, so I walked over to him and was just like "So, is that girl you're with your girlfriend?" and he said "Yeah, actually it is." And then I start wondering..."So, how long have you guys been dating?"
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"Oh, FIVE AND A HALF YEARS."

I just looked at him and said "Well...THAT explains a few things..." and I walked away. I went over to my friend I was out with who started encouraging me to drink more and go home-wrecking (which I didn't, because if I had that would have made me no better than him).

That was one of the worst. There was also the one who cheated on me extensively, the one who was a closet meth/cocaine addict, the white-boy rapper with cornrows that couldn't take the hint that I didn't want anything serious...

Ugh...I sure know how to pick 'em. >_<

[laska]

My story is long and boring but ends in a restraining order

[cubed]

^That's kind of hot.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by laska

My story is long and boring but ends in a restraining order

restraining order on the guy????

or you???

[laska]

On him. I dont much go for the psycho-stalking thing myself.

[tiedye]

I personally enjoy being ordered and restrained from time to time.

[cubed]

^HI-YO!!!!i

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by ppcock

4 years??? wow!

lol i said for years, ready mcreaderson.

[oddmud]

Originally Posted by Courtney

Hey 31 year old stop picking on me I'm 8 years younger than you

Stop lobbing it up, so I can't help but hit it out of the park.

[oddmud]

Originally Posted by Courtney

Thanks for your definition- according to it i'm rather intelligent!

In your own opinion I guess. I just don't see it.

Court, I am sorry I pick on you.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by oddmud

Stop lobbing it up, so I can't help but hit it out of the park.

I wouldn't go so far as to say you're hitting them out of the park...

Maybe a bunt?

[ebbomega]

Yeah, I was gonna say, I dunno what's funnier, the bickering or that either side thinks they're being witty.

[Courtney]

I'm not witty
I don't pretend to be

[ppcock]

the applause signs are on but no one is responding

I have more laughs while taking a dump.

[Pussy*Kat]

What do I want for Christmas?

For Marty to stop talking about taking a shit, what he does when he shits, where he shits ect.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Pussy*Kat

What do I want for Christmas?

For Marty to stop talking about taking a shit, what he does when he shits, where he shits ect.

I could do without the weekly sex reports myself.

[ppcock]

Weekly sex reports?

I sure hope I dont have sex with another fnk'er (that is totally a lie.. there's some hotties here) but I hope my future one doesnt go on fnk about it.

BUT!
Dude.. props to it.. was it good? I can only imagine she's quite the demon.

[Pussy*Kat]

Marty, he was referring (sp?) to YOU updating us

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by ppcock

Weekly sex reports?

I sure hope I dont have sex with another fnk'er (that is totally a lie.. there's some hotties here) but I hope my future one doesnt go on fnk about it.

BUT!
Dude.. props to it.. was it good? I can only imagine she's quite the demon.

what kat said.

[ppcock]

that's true..

i just wanted to take a shot.

I FAILLLLLLLED


So anyways.. was she good? I can only imagine she's quite the demon.

[ebbomega]

You'll notice that I refrained from talking about it in the other thread as well.

[ppcock]

you sureeeeeee did