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Jul 14, 09
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i made acquantance with some JW's and they came back
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A few months ago some jws came to my crib on a sunday and i was a lil' faded so we ended up speaking philosphy, religion and all thats good. they said they would come back to talk to me because i knew their brother-son and my friend brenden got converted but i told em 'yo im a buddhist and an agnostic buddhist at that.' I gave them some background on what that means. after that this persistant young ass fool came back with his brother in law from wop land that he called julio instead of hulio which is his real name (kill the white man). speaking on how fool is gonna get me to believe in god, fuck that shit, when we die we rot. anyway i dont know what else to do to get rid of these leaches. fuck im too polite and i blame bevan for it. im gonna straight tell dude to fuck off, but what funny stuff would you bunch of subhuman assholes like me do for comedic purposes. Last edited by SEAN!; Jul 14, 09 at 01:14 PM. 
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Jul 14, 09
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join the religion and go to one of the conventions. then when they think they've done a really good thing, you come into the convention wearing a hawaiian shirt and blasting Kenny Loggins "I'm Alright" on a ghetto blaster.
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Jul 14, 09
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back on the sauce i see
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Jul 14, 09
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Jul 15, 09
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Jul 15, 09
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oh fo sho! got my vip passes right here.
maybe you should encourage them to smoke a blunt and take shots of hard liquor when they're over. and if they don't just get totally smashed right in front of them and cut them off with a funny story whenever something they say reminds you of some shit that's completely irrelevant. then encourage more weed and shots. eventually they might think that your demon inside you is actually contagious and they might feel awkward and never come back. though this might take more that one visit with them, so you better stock up on liquor.
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Jul 15, 09
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^ sounds like a good plan.
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Jul 16, 09
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When I was living @ home, they'd catch me alone the occasional time.
I usually just told them to piss off and slammed the door in their faces. One time, I put on an Indian-sounding Beatles track and told them "we're busy in the middle of the spell and couldn't talk right now". Their faces were memorable! Another time, I was high and bored, so I started gabbing w/ these two older ladies. But, this time, I used their tactic on them where I talked really fast, zapping them w/ point after point, building an argument and wouldn't let them get a word in edge-wise. By the end of it, I had the befuddle seniors agreeing w/ me that PunKs were good, businessmen were assholes, and that ganja really was a positive plant that should be legalized. It was the first time JW's have ever excused themselves to get away from me. Frosty (enjoys messing w/ already messed heads)
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Jul 19, 09
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