What do you call yourself when you're angry?

[laska]

Just curious what names other people call themselves when they get angry at themselves.

I usually go with "meatwad" "penisbreath" "fucktard" or "dinglebat"

What about you?

[oddmud]

I don't, I turn that anger towards others.

[cubed]

I'm with Jason, my rage is usually directed at someone else.

[Grapes]

Human.

[-evil-duerr-]

i grunt and beat my chest with my fists while jumping up and down like donkey kong.

[mapleleaf4ever]

i just swear excessively with no real target.

[MissBehavior]

I reserve fucktard for other people.

If I'm pissed off at myself, I usually go with dumbass.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

hmmm if I do something stupid and get mad at myself..I usually say "fucking idiot" because I think being called an idiot is the worst..

When im mad at my boyfriend I usually call him a fuckhead..very mature and very creative..

[ebbomega]

I call myself a jerk on occasion, but usually if I'm fucking things up I just tell myself to wake up.

[kittah]

i'd have to say bitch.. at least when im angry and take it out on someone else.

just being angry about something in general is pretty human though...