littlefoot envy

[laska]

So sandal season is here, and everywhere I go I see these girls with the most adorable little toes. Perfectly painted, bite-sized little toesies that I just want to pop into my mouth like bonbons.

Meanwhile, my clodhoppers and I are stuck cramped up in the August heat in socks and Converse. Maybe one year I'll muster up the courage to bare my beefy sausage rolls to the world. Until then, I'll dust on an extra coating of Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder and sweat it out.

[rawb]

BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD WITH YE, MORLOCK l

[C_squared]

pics or stfu.

[ebbomega]

[-evil-duerr-]

there's always foot-binding....

[ebbomega]

BTW, just picked up these, excellent for the foot-self-conscious sandal action....

[C_squared]

let me one up all you guys. don't know if anyone's caught on to these yet, but I've heard they're all the rage in major urban areas. honeslty taking the fashion world by storm. I received a telegram from a friend all the way in winnipeg saying that they'll soon replace both shoes AND sandals simultaneously. and they come in so many fashionable colours too.

[oddmud]

fuck off carlos... lol

[miss.myra]

or you could spring the $30 and get a pedicure already!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by C_squared

let me one up all you guys. don't know if anyone's caught on to these yet, but I've heard they're all the rage in major urban areas. honeslty taking the fashion world by storm. I received a telegram from a friend all the way in winnipeg saying that they'll soon replace both shoes AND sandals simultaneously. and they come in so many fashionable colours too.

Yeah, Keens are like Crocs but more useful and not ugly as fuck.

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Yeah, Keens are like Crocs but more useful and not ugly as fuck.

A croc for the mens = win?

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

or you could spring the $30 and get a pedicure already!

Word. Nothing is sadder than a woman with ungroomed feet. Most, well maybe not that many women have really nice feet. You can ask me and I'll tell you when I see a nice pair of womens feet. I also cringe at seeing really bad feet. Women with big feet are scary. ET toes are exempt from this, they're not that bad. That's the one toe that tends to be abnormally longer than your big toe. But you can hide all that with a pedicure or at least pass for somebody that takes the time to groom themselves. Doll yourself up, honey. You're not getting any younger.

[laska]

Originally Posted by C_squared

Word. Nothing is sadder than a woman with ungroomed feet. Most, well maybe not that many women have really nice feet. You can ask me and I'll tell you when I see a nice pair of womens feet. I also cringe at seeing really bad feet. Women with big feet are scary. ET toes are exempt from this, they're not that bad. That's the one toe that tends to be abnormally longer than your big toe. But you can hide all that with a pedicure or at least pass for somebody that takes the time to groom themselves. Doll yourself up, honey. You're not getting any younger.

It's not like my feet are sprouting fungus or flaking off chunks of psoriasis crust. They're just ....big.

[laska]

I got some sandals today. I realised that if you go with a sandal that has a wide strap, it dwarfs your toes :)

[stephen_c]

Originally Posted by laska

So sandal season is here, and everywhere I go I see these girls with the most adorable little toes. Perfectly painted, bite-sized little toesies that I just want to pop into my mouth like bonbons.

Meanwhile, my clodhoppers and I are stuck cramped up in the August heat in socks and Converse. Maybe one year I'll muster up the courage to bare my beefy sausage rolls to the world. Until then, I'll dust on an extra coating of Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder and sweat it out.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[C_squared]

still think this thread needs pics.

[rawb]

GIRLS HAVE FEET l

[rawb]

NEVER GOT THAT FAR TO BE HONEST l

[stephen_c]

Originally Posted by C_squared

still think this thread needs pics.

somebody's got a foot fetish...

[C_squared]

Hey its that part of the body that's hard to reach so that being said it can be a really good judge of character. Have you ever seen a fat person's feet? I'm sure they can't see much of them either.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by C_squared

Have you ever seen a fat person's feet?

ahh well i don't wanna brag or anything...

[kittah]

i hate my feet. they're tiny.. but i've broken almost every single toe.. so they're ugly and nothing i can do about it :(

[C_squared]

PROBLEM SOLVED.

[ebbomega]

^These are going to be the fashion statement of the next decade, mark my words.

[C_squared]

^ I'm not gonna lie, but I totally rock that shit around my apartment. I call it the "urban slipper." Comfy as hell.