the ultimate babe magnet?

[shogun rua]

[shogun rua]

you people are fucken heartless

[vaporize]

all you need is a wallet full of cash/credit cards, perhaps with a functional small penis

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by shogun rua

you people are fucken heartless

I dont see how an inbred pedigree dog can attract women...

[-evil-duerr-]

they should make dogs that stay puppies.

[laska]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

they should make dogs that stay puppies.

OMG I was just thinking about this last night. I'm gonna head down to the lab and get started on this.

[laska]

Oh and FWIW, as a "babe" I can confirm that yes, puppies are a total panty-dropper.

[Gusto]

i saw a sweet bulldog puppy in gastown yesterday. i wanted to steal it but then i didn't.

[laska]

In slightly related news, my sister and I went to this weird party a few months ago where there was a DJ dressed in a full dog suit. At the end of his set (which, for the record, included Iggy Pop's I Wanna Be Your Dog) I went over and started chatting him up, but then out of nowhere he takes off the dog head! After I had finished lamenting the broken fourth wall, my sister goes: "You totally would have fucked him if he'd left the dog head on."

[shogun rua]

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by laska

In slightly related news, my sister and I went to this weird party a few months ago where there was a DJ dressed in a full dog suit. At the end of his set (which, for the record, included Iggy Pop's I Wanna Be Your Dog) I went over and started chatting him up, but then out of nowhere he takes off the dog head! After I had finished lamenting the broken fourth wall, my sister goes: "You totally would have fucked him if he'd left the dog head on."

See Rawb? There's hope for the otter suit yet!