which one of you yuppies are gonna kill themselves to reduce their carbon footprint?

[shogun rua]

[ebbomega]

Wouldn't we achieve the same result just by killing you?

[dabbler]

+1 karma

[rawb]

my will requires my ashes to be mixed with raw crude oil, lit on fire, and then dropped over 1000 sq kilometers of old growth forest.

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Wouldn't we achieve the same result just by killing you?

Word. And just to make sure we're keeping his death green, I say we bludgeon him completely lifeless with this chair made of recycled baseball bats! Win-win!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by rawb

my will requires my ashes to be mixed with raw crude oil, lit on fire, and then dropped over 1000 sq kilometers of old growth forest.

Mine states that my rigor-induced body is to be used to club baby seals.

[tiedye]

I don't care much for my body. I just intend to haunt environmental activist rallies long after my death.