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Funny Quotes
"there like wiggers who go to raves and do jib"
-sean while having a discussion about junglists and insta-junglists john 2899131 
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"moral of the story is shes easy going , and we get along well...and we both like having sex with eachother so its good"
-aaron while asking him about his new girl john 2899131
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night." * Woody Allen "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." * Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading." * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it., so I said "Thyroid problem?'" * Arnold Schwarzenegger "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." * Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor! "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." * Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." * Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." * Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." * Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" * Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'" * Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." * Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." * Robin Williams "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen
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i just got all those in an email...i'll think of some other ones later.
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i like that one^^
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If this guy really wanted some chicks with no any sexual infectious disease, he should have mass posted this in the Star Trek groups. Those girls are almost guaranteed to be clean. There is no better form of STD control than a Klingon costume. - Paul Sandhu
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"I may be ugly, but at least I'm not rich."
- (I forget) David. no rain! no rain!!!
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there are two types of people in this world... those who wish they could be Italian... and those who ARE Italian.
-me
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whats the difrence between rual(spainish soccer player)and god rual doesnt think hes god
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^^do the chicken one!
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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Hahahaha old but still funny! 
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