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Old Jan 14, 03
JVL Fantasies
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
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beer

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beer" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "Beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
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Old Jan 14, 03
meat princess
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
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^^ this is funny but less funny then it could be because I was a victom of this so called "beer"
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Old Jan 14, 03
.krista.
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
thats fucking great
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Old Jan 15, 03
!numb3r b0y5 f0r3v3r!
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
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hehehehehehe
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Old Jan 15, 03
TEAM DRUNK
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
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HAHAHAHA!

theres nothing like blatently obvious jokes!!!
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Old Jan 15, 03
dumb it down, would ya?
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
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beer...helping ugly people have sex since God knows when.
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Old Jan 15, 03
Lindsay Lohan is hot
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
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oh oho h i wanna be a vitim of beer!
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Old Jan 15, 03
Lord of the Blings
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
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That's fucking hillarious.

I like to use beer as an excuse for shit like that.
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Old Jan 17, 03
so this is life
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
chels_45 is an unknown quantity at this point
why not just go up to them and slip your hand down there pants.
for some reason they think it works on us.
hi lady(slip)ups whats this(slap)
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