How to speak politically correct..

[GoGo_Gurl]

How to Speak about women and be Politically correct

1. she is not a BABE or a CHICK - she is a BREASTED AMERICAN

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MONER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

4. She is not DUMB - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFROMATION HIGHWAY

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - she is a PRECIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION

6. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED

8. She is not HORNY - She is "SEXUALY FOCUSED"

9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED

10. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

11. she is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - she is a LOW COST PROVIDER


hot to speak about men and be politically correct

1. he does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIGUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERALY CAUCASIAN

3. he does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER -He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

[Jrin]

Political correctness sucks!

[specialkonrd]

oh ok
im overly caucasian...thats a much better word for it

[crookedking]

i'm going to use as many of those as i can remember.

[Bitchin]

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