Surrey?

[dfltr]

Originally posted by bungoshlung
consent is 14, we had this cop lady talk to us

i, uh, had to brush up on this recently. there are a few revised laws on it, here's how it breaks down:

if you're under 19 and she's 14 or older, it's gravy.

if you're both over 19, even more gravy... gravy with ketchup stirred in even. fuckin gourmet gravy here.

if you're over 19 and she's 14 or older and you were under 19 when you started going out, there's enough gravy to not go to jail.

if you're over 19, she's 14 or over, and you have a damn good excuse that a judge would buy, then you probably won't go to jail. there's leeway in there for a judge to say "nahhhh, look at 'em... they're in wuuuuvvvvvv. aww", so act cute.

[MistressSpankME]

Yes. What we need is advice on how to stay out of jail after sleeping with an underage girl.

[bren]

theres lots to do in surrey...

you can get elvis' pizza at 5 am
you can get laid any night at ozone
you can get pregnant any night at ozone
you can get HIV any night at ozone
you can get drunk any night at ozone
you can get shot any night at ozone
you can get high any night at ozone
you can get sick any night at ozone
you can watch boxing free any night at ozone

the same as above applies to cheers...and mirage...and well everywhere...

but who doesnt like sex, drugs, beer, pizza and senseless violence

bren
the

[goodfella]

people please get over it, ya surrey has a bad rep, but it's no worse than east van. There is alot of stuff to do out here, shoot pool, have a few beers at a pub and watch the game, go to a park, play street hockey, skateboard at one of many dope parks, hang out and blaze, go to the beach ( white rock which is still surrey) or if you like books and reading, newton and guildford both have a library. Um what else.... grow dope.... um we have good industrial areas great for graff. also, we do have girls out here that aren't sluts, theres lot's of nice people out here. anyway, some parts do suck, but hey what'ev, make the best of it!

[yoko*]

surrey is cool cuz it's flat...
yay surrey!

[Ragga_Wh0re]

when im in surrey this is what i do

go to pubs and watch sports that I know nothing about and drink copious amounts of liquor
get stoned and get pushed around in shopping carts by my friends
watch porn
sleep
wash my ass
kick signs over :kam:

fun 2 be had by all

[crookedking]

when i'm in surrey i sell shit out of a box.

[inkster]

Originally posted by goodfella
people please get over it, ya surrey has a bad rep, but it's no worse than east van.

east van might be ghetto, but it has something that surrey will never have.

culture.

[Sh4n3]

Originally posted by speeDemon

option #3 : go down by couger creek elementary.. and wait for an east indian rumble
;

lol.. that's nothing

chill at westerman elementarty at about 122nd and 76 ish

your luckey if you can walk aroudn that area w/o getting into a confrontation with indo canadians

[cinist]

Originally posted by inkster


www.ageofconsent.com says you are wrong! :033:

i am disturbed that you researched this

[mushmellow]

lolz...wings is yummy...i must say....or bp...surrey?? u can stand on a corner...i noticed many surrey people do that...

[justa~gurl]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME
uumm.. well..

depends on what kind of people you can tollerate and what you like to do.

There's things to do in surrey, but i'm still board because I dont exactly feel like hanging out with most of the people around here (sluts, bitches, violent assholes, immature etc) or do the things they are doing (drinking exesively then fucking or beating up random strangers).

I still say we need to form a surrey crew so we can actually have some cool people to chill with when needed.

jenna jenna jenna!!

i moooved i live in surrey now! woohoo

lets get people together and chill yo

[mushmellow]

jenna....thats y u come chill w/ the nd crew