who's NOT hooked on reality television programs?

[crookedking]

Originally posted by cyberdog:
If TV accurately reflected reality no-one would watch.

"This week on 'The Cyberdog Show'...watch Dan try and trade shifts with co-workers so he can catch a DJ show he's already bought tickets to. And, see the gut-wrenching decision of whether Dan goes out at 3:15 in the morning to buy a pack of smokes, or just says 'f*ck it' and goes to bed. PLUS! Our exciting new interactive feature, where you can go online and guess how many times he'll masturbate in a 24-hour period!"

That said, I did actually like the first run of Survivor - before any of the contestants thought it would be a 'big popular show'...all went downhill from there, tho.

i vote once!!!

[jmzD]

not me.

[Fire Kitten]

Originally posted by cyberdog:
PLUS! Our exciting new interactive feature, where you can go online and guess how many times he'll masturbate in a 24-hour period

Every time u masturbate, God kills a kitten, so in other words your responsable for the death of a inasent kitten.
If this was true, Dan would kill at least 40 kittens a day. Thats 280 a week! 1200 a month, come on sweety when will the endless killing stop. please dan SAVE THE KITTENS!!
join me in a petition to stop the death!!

LOL J/K

[cyberdog]

^^^ To paraphrase Bob Barker...

"Help control the pet population...go out and masturbate today"

I'm like a one man SPCA here...but seriously, 40 times a day?!? Fuck babe, if it was that often I'd need not only psychological help, but a time management consultant as well.

[Candy-Kid]

I watch like 1 hour of tv a week... so i dont watch ti

[JoNeSie]

The only time I ever watch TV is when I'm hanging out with other ppl at their house.

[No trace]

i hate reality tv, i hate tv period, its sooo mind numbing... i feel dumber than i do after a 4 day mary-jane bender... have you ever stopped and just listened to the studio laughter? its sooo bad they dont even finish a laugh, and all those bloody commercials they drive me crazy, the tv gets louder everytime they come on... i say down with the television its about time for something new anyway

[r@V3r_rAy]

tv suck. periood. unless the canuckz game is on! :PartEkid:

[wigglesworth]

Originally posted by yoko*


WHY? Cuz reality reality sucks and it's so much more fun and perverted to snoop in on other people's lives

cuz the internet is so much cooler right.

You could just go and get your own life.

Originally posted by bananasinpjs
I am, I am!

--Joanne :P

Im not :|

[tufflove]

yo kandee apple ...ru from surrey?
:gross:
ne whoo i've watched like one eppsode of temtation isl. last year
all the laidees are hot but the show itself was laking.
they all are in my opponion,i never watch t.v it rots my brain hgella
so ill jusrt sit on my comp. and smoke pot thanx :smoke1:

[Discord]

Ive never actually sat down and watched them.... but from what little ive seen. I think they are dumb and pointless.

[Tux]

reality tv is too overdone. hell, i hardly ever watch tv anymore anyhow, maybe only an hour a week or sumthin.

[*Ass*]

i never watch them well i guess if shows on tlc count then im addicted to the channel but the survivor and all that eeek dont like em...

I am NOT at all hooked :smoke1:

[KandyKid]

Im not, I think they are shit.

[BreaksBoy]

I HATE EM!!!!!!!!

[Senior]

Originally posted by BreaksBoy:
I HATE EM!!!!!!!!

Good man, I'd rather have a life than watch other peoples. For some reason I don't like soaps either.