Crazy E-tarded Barstars!!

[Cdn_Brdr]

OK... last Friday i worked security at Supernova for Brodie... what a trip. I've been around for enough years that I thought I'd seen'dealt with it all in regards to high as a mufucka barstars. Holy crap was I wrong! I had two really wierd interactions and I'm about to share them with you. Prepare to be amazed!

1) I decide at about 3:30 to take a break. I fall asleep in the jungle room on the couch. I wake up to this 28 or so y/o hoochie ass e-tard barstar sitting on my lap and.... wait for it here..... MASSAGING MY FACE! I open my eyes to her and her just as high girlfriend beside her. Smiling like morons they stare at me. I decided that the massage felt good though so I waved hi and went back to sleep.

2)It's about 5:30 or so and I'm in the house room just kinda standing there. This guy walks up to me and drapes over me like a ragdoll. He's obviously high as hell so I decide to indulge him. He asks me how my night is going to which I reply that its great. He then tells me that hes haing a great time too, to which I reply "well thats certainly obvious now isn't it?"

Now you'd think that might be the end of it... no such luck. After all of this the guy stands in front of me and tries to stick his hand down the front of my pants. My answer? "I don't think so buddy!" He gets a little upset at me and says "Well you don't need to be so nasty about it!"

Suddenly, at just the right time might I add, my friend Mike walks by. Mike is about as gay as they come. I grabbed Mike and said "This is Mike. Mike is my friend. Mike is also gay but I still like Mike. Do you know why Mike and I get along so well? I'll tell you... Mike understands that I am NOT gay and therefore doesn't try and stick his hands on my package!"

Funny night... and I really thought I'd seen it all. What's even funnier is that most of you probably think that this is a little too far to be true but its not... even I don't believe that it happened.

[Miss T]

interesting, but wierd night man! :trippin:

[u_kno_it]

u had an eventful nite eh lol...

[Filo]

try goin to the world. it happens every 5 mins

[MC Hammered]

Originally posted by Filo
try goin to the world. it happens every 5 mins

You must wear velcro fly pants then eh?

[cerah]

*tries tu supress laughter*

But baby... it's that "vibe" you give off *snicker*

I'm sorry... but it's funny... you looked so pissed though

[Cdn_Brdr]

^I can handle a guy hitting on me.. it doesn't bother me at all. If anything its flattering... he's just trying to get a piece right?

But this dude... he didn't even try to sweet talk me first! Didn't offer me dinner, didn't buy me flowers... mufucka went straight for the home run!!!!!

[bren]

like that was the first time big guy :hehe:

[sweet~kandy]

^ lol ... damn !!!

Wow... u had one crazy night!!!

[cerah]

Awww... poor Shawn... no flowers for you!!!

*snicker*

I still think it's funny...

[sidewayz luv]

there certainly where a bunch of e-tarded bar stars at that party!!! however I didn't have any experiences as interesting as yours.......

[cyberdog]

Oh, that was worth a giggle - tho I'm surprised that you should think that its so unbelievable, it certainly sounds plausible enough to me...but mebbe that's just cuz some many peeps here are underage and can't go to a bar so haven't seen some of the crazy stuff that can occur when booze meets drugs meets music.

[stringbeans]

high people are the best!.. until they try and touch you

john
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[LaMzWeLL]

hahahahhah gay encounters hahhhah :sick:

[KenJi]

ya.. gay encounters of the raver kind!!

[Partychic]

hehehe, sounds like you had an interesting night!