Life

[~APAKA~]

I'm sure you've all seen something along the lines of this...but i like it...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being
too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for
High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little
baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen

[cinist]

haha that would work for me, but then for like the last 11-12 years of your life you dont get any buhda or liqs, i dunno about that

[~APAKA~]

started drinking at 13?!
right on!!

[M!SKA]

amen indeed brutha

:hehe:

[cinist]

i drank way more at 13-15 then i ever could now, hah

[sweet~kandy]

^ LOL werd

[Miss T]

that would be fucking crazy going backward!

wierd! i like it!