Fake smoked salmon cream cheese

[MistressSpankME]

oh my lordy

My heart was broken when I found out I was allergic to milk. But There's actually quite a large selection of tofu and/or soy products that taste just like the real thing. Like my smoked salmon cream cheese mmmmmmm!!! It's sooooo goood. There's even chunks of real salmon in it, no artificial flavouring.

It makes my panties wet mmmmmmm

[c.tard]

smoked salmon cream cheese is great!

I've only had the real dairy type, but it's still great.. mm..

[stringbeans]

that sounds soooo gross haha

john
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[c.tard]

^^ YOU sound soooo gross

:P hehe

[CBreaksB_20]

all seafood is goood!!!!!!!

[MistressSpankME]

Originally posted by stringbeans
that sounds soooo gross haha

john
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mmmm chunkies :P

Cheryl this stuff tastes exactly like real cream cheese. It's a miracle!!

[vesperstina]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME:

It makes my panties wet mmmmmmm

that's about as unappetizing as liver.

[stringbeans]

my mom makes the best liver!!

just thought i'd share

john
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[c.tard]

Ewww.... liver is gross.

[MistressSpankME]

Originally posted by vesperstina


that's about as unappetizing as liver.

hey it's just a graphic discriptive sentence ok :P

I probably shouoldn't have included it while talking about food though!

[vesperstina]

yeah i can pick out my descriptive sentences, that doesn't justify you talking about being 'wet' whilest describing the the delicious nature of salmon. glad you recognized your fault.

[MistressSpankME]

whoah, down girl. Taking things a little too serious are we? I'm sorry I upset you and your salmon.

[vesperstina]

yeah well i eat it like 3-4x/week.

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<<tear>>

[MistressSpankME]

Well hopefully you'll think of me and my wet panties each and every time :D

[vesperstina]

if i were a japanese man with a small penis would i think of your wet panties every time i ate salmon maki. but i'm not so i won't.

[MistressSpankME]

I feel soo.. soo.. Unloved *sniff*

:D

Ok enough wet panties talk.