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Old May 15, 03
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Blonde Joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have
a cup of coffee, then ..........."he sighed, ... "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Old May 15, 03
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muhahhaha
blondes
love em
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Old May 16, 03
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ouch
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Old May 17, 03
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L2-da-izzay has a little shameless behaviour in the past
^^^^HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :c-tard: funny shit mang.
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Old May 17, 03
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thats funny shit... hope therell be plenty dumb blondes runnin round fusion 2nite
AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

that's great
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Old May 19, 03
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yeah well he's even dumber to go out with her...so there....or something

*scowls*
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Old May 27, 03
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thats the best one Ive heard in a long time.

my personal favorite
How do you get a blonde on a roof?
tell her drinks are on the house :hehe:
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Old May 27, 03
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$
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Old Jun 06, 03
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My fav:

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room!
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Old Jun 07, 03
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hahahaha that's cute
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Old Jun 23, 03
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hahah shaboink
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Old Jun 24, 03
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lol!! theres a blond and a burnette. The blond in the middle of wheat felid in a boat. The burnnette stops and yells,"Your a stupied bitch..your in a felid in a boat" the blond replies..."You BITCH!!!,IF I COULD SWIM I WOULD GET OUTTA THIS BOAT AND KICK YOUR ASS". lol!
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Old Jun 24, 03
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Q) What do you call 2 blondes in a cooler?



A) Frosted flakes

Q) What do you call a dead blonde in a broom closet?

A) Winner of the 1993 hide and go seek championchips
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Old Jul 11, 03
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Q What do blondes and tampons have in common?
A Theyre both stuck up cunts.

heehee
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Old Jul 13, 03
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^ lol thats a good one!
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