The Raver Holocaust

[Gilkayo]

by: MC Urine Sponge

Raves…the rave culture…house music….ravers! Bleh! They all make me sick! Ravers are nothing more but a bunch of adolescents looking for an excuse to get fucked up on some drugs and get laid. Ravers are no different than the new age "Deadheads" (or pardon me, "Phish-heads") that wander around America for the exact same thing…sex and drugs! But instead nasty hippie chicks putting out for weed, it's now nasty-assed rave girls (or guys, I-Mockery should be should be fair) putting out for ecstasy and K! Yessiree, this sure is the life!

I mean come on…you have to be pretty fucked up to enjoy that shitty music for eight hours straight. A person with severe bleeding head trauma on a Casio keyboard could write better music than that! Can it even be called music? It's more like the repetitious 16th drum beat over and over again. How does one ever differentiate when one song is over and it's not the same music being played over again? Geez! Has anyone heard of the concept of proper songwriting?! Nooooo! That's too hard to think of! Like it really matters…these brain dead legions couldn't think of writing a chorus or even a bridge even if they wanted to. "Yeah…this sixteenth beat, is a lot more exciting than the other one I heard!" Do these people even deserve to exist?! NO!

That's way the concept of the Rave Holocaust is so plausible to the masses. It's not like we are talking about eradicating the most intelligent people in the world; we're far away from that! I mean, most of the raver's brain cells have been wasted away at this point that they have devolved to the point of pleasure and breathing. Not much else! We are talking about the bottom of the food chain here people! I think the barnacle that you scrape off the bottom of a boat or the plaque that you brush off your teeth has more significance in the world than these losers! So make sure if you see a raver on the street while you are driving, make sure to run him over (multiple times if you like). It'll do the world a whole lot of good. Will you get in trouble with the police for this action? I seriously doubt it, since the police force is completely behind our movement. They might ask you to mail in a eight dollar fee to cover the paperwork. But you will be free to slaughter as many hapless ravers with no jail time. So support the Raver Holocaust! It's legal!

As another part of the extensive program that is the Raver Holocaust, I have now made it a mission to close down every single rave I hear about! I'm lucky because I know a lot of rave people and they do NOT know of my deceitful plans to destroy them. I have already clued the police in on over 78 raves, and they have been all closed down! All up and down the East Coast, I get to see these Raves close down, and a big smile arrives on my face! My dear readers, I can't do all of it alone…YOU must also join in on the world-wide shut down of these events. Just think, you might be able to make some money off of it too? Just call your "crime-hotline" and give them the tip! It'll be easy cashola for you! By calling in the police as soon you hear about these gatherings, you are giving the human race a chance to evolve properly!

Could there be any reason not to support the extermination of this vermin? Not unless you're dead! So by all means email us and show us your support in ridding the world of this disgusting class of people. Or, if you wish to remain anonymous, you can send your check or money order to "The www.I-Mockery.com Offical Raver HATE Campaign" and we put it to good use.

http://www.i-mockery.com/antirave/main.asp

^^^the antirave site with the most....

[Senior]

That's so funny, I bet it's written by a bitter x raver on lots of jib.

[sNyx]

haha, that was funny. wow, such bitter hate towards rave and all electronic music.

but if you check out this website, you will notice buddy is just a ishkur type gone pro website. I mean these are the types who purchase Atari shirts and refuse to let dungeons and dragons die. not to mention living with their parents.

interesting stuff tho :)

[Sue Bitch]

ouch

[Candy-Kid]

because you know your cool when you call yourself
UIRINE SPONGE

he musta been on alot of chemicals to actually think he wanted to be called that and make that rant and rail.

[PHUNK]

ravers all die?

that would be way to funny.

[normal josh]

what a fucker.. he he he :toasted:

I sent that person a virus Via E-mail :finger:

**joke** I wish I could thou

[katM]

Originally posted by Senior
That's so funny, I bet it's written by a bitter x raver on lots of jib.

ya, NO shittt!!!!!!! :kam:
holy crap, and im SOOOOO sure that they've shut down all these raves there talking about, and it sounded like they're from the states, so why would we care?!?! theres parties here all the time.
so u hate ravers, u think other ppl give a shit? :284:
why dont u whine about it to someone that cares :finger:

amen ^

[Ragga_Wh0re]

NO WONDER WHY HE HATES RAVES!!! His site appears to be anti kandi which is cool beans. He just needs to be introduced to the wonderful world of jungle :284:

[SomeGuy]

Why do so many people hate on Electronic music and the rave culture, it is far superior to that of the hip-hop culture..

Hip-Hop: enforces gangster and thug mentality while blatantly advertising the usage of Marijuana and Cocaine. Teaches kids that shooting people is cool, dropping out of school to sell drugs, is the cool thing to do. Joining a gang is how everyone lives life, brutally beating someone with a large group isn't pussy like, it's how we do thing's in the ghetto. The ghetto is fabulous, bums and unmotivated people in every household, hookers pulling tricks to get by, this is the life everyone should live.

Electro: The rave culture is hedonistic, attempts to be utopian and communaly based. Doesn't enforce a status quo, contains people from all walks of life who are as equally excepted into the community as anyone else. Was originally started by the artistic and gay community.(which tends to be forgotten these days) Is open to all cultures, non-judgemental, offers a wide variation of musical genres(instead of that same old shitty hip-hop break with some new guy rapping about his Ho's riding on some 22's while blasting a cap in yo ass..) Oh, BTW has anyone else noticed that nearly 90% of the hip-hop songs out there are made of samples from other songs, while giving no credit to the original artist, whereas electronic acknowledges there presence and lables there release a REMIX!!!

[PHUNK]

see you are talking about gangster rap. last time i checked, the roots never talked about "Ho's riding on some 22's while blasting a cap in yo ass".

2 very different things; hip-hop and gangster rap.

[speedcommando]

Questions of negativity or hedonism aside- Ravers are fake. Hip-hop people are fake. Goths are fake. The difference is that ravers don't take themselves seriously.

Any subculture you join, you're adopting an image from an external source. the difference with party people is they realize it's just a costume (mostly). Fake people who know they're fake can still be cool. People who try to live an image like it's who they are, that's just sad.

[SomeGuy]

^ agreed

[Hot Karl]

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[Senior]

Originally posted by speedcommando:
Questions of negativity or hedonism aside- Ravers are fake. Hip-hop people are fake. Goths are fake. The difference is that ravers don't take themselves seriously.

Any subculture you join, you're adopting an image from an external source. the difference with party people is they realize it's just a costume (mostly). Fake people who know they're fake can still be cool. People who try to live an image like it's who they are, that's just sad.

So good, we were just talking about this the other day.

[C@dEnCe]

gangsta raps the only good rap with a few exceptions

[Senior]

Originally posted by C@dEnCe:
gangsta raps the only good rap with a few exceptions

Hip hop makes me move, so in other words I think it's good.

[Global]

^^^^That my friend was one of the weekest comments I have ever seen on this board. And that's saying alot

[Senior]

Originally posted by Global:
^^^^That my friend was one of the weekest comments I have ever seen on this board. And that's saying alot

Use quotes, that way people know what you're talking about. I'm guessing you are talking about the reference to gangsta rap being the end all and hip hop lacking?

[tufflove]

Originally posted by C@dEnCe:
gangsta raps the only good rap with a few exceptions

ur sto0pid.

[Van Tek]

first of all, the people on I-Mockery are all retarded and 90% of them don't know shit about parties or electronic music
second of all, not all "ravers" are fakes, I'm a partykid and I'm not fake, I live for the music and the scene, not because I want to fit into a culture but because that's how I feel
does this make me a fake?
if it does then I don't wanna be real, whatever the hell that might be...
it bugs me when people call electronic music repetative, then go listen to some crap like a band playing the same notes through their whole song and singing the same verse over and over (this is how, u remind me of what I really am, this is how u remind me of what I really am, this is how u remind me of what I really *BLAM BLAM BLAM*)
come on now, hypocrisy is fun and all but seriously step back and think before u talk shit about things u have no clue about

[Rytalin]

Originally posted by C@dEnCe
gangsta raps the only good rap with a few exceptions

um



your kidding right?


*begins singing 'White Kids love Hiphop'*