Best of the worst pick up lines

Chet · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 02, 03

what is the worst ever

the worst I have heard is

"Hey baby wanna go halfers on a Rape charge"

kimmay candy · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 03

Nice shoes....wanna fuck?

kimmay candy · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 03

is your name cambells,because ur mmm mmm good!
is that a keg in your pocket? I would like to tap that ass!

Bitchin · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 03

I love "nice shoes wanna fuck!!"!!! I think its actually worked for me too.. HAHAHAHAHAH

err I mean...

/me looks innocent!!

Sue Bitch · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 03

i have use this one "have a pen? now can i have your #?"

it was fun and very unexpected :kam:

KandyKid · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

"You would look great on my pillow in the morning".

TANTRIC · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

"Girl, If you were a booger.. I'd pick you first."
:moon:

Bitchin · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

"Is that mirror in your pants? cause I can see myself in them"

Kandyapple · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

were your parents retarded? cuz your special.

Goat · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

"nice tits, want some dick?"

TANTRIC · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by Bitchin
"Is that mirror in your pants? cause I can see myself in them"

haha.. classics from night at the roxburry.. w00t

Lush · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

I have the tendency to attract weirdo's for some reason.. my friends are always teasing me about it, but they're honestly drawn to me, its really awkward.
On a more recent occasion I was stumbling on the last skytrain at 1:30 and I was extremely drunk, so this guy approches me and he's like "you're so beautiful, its like you're from a fairy tale"
... a fairy tale.. wtf? I think Vancouver men are lacking creativity...
other ones:
"baby the shape of your thighs brings a rise in my levi's"
"You're legal right?"
:finger: :finger:

baby_bluez · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

nice bum where ya from?

baby_bluez · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

^^that looks like MY eye! i know it isn't, cuz y would you have a picture of someone elses eye lol... thats trippy tho :284:
(sorry... this isn't a pick up line post, im just being observant and commentational) lolz

Goat · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

Quote:

I have the tendency to attract weirdo's for some reason

i hear ya

Lush · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 16, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by baby_bluez
^^that looks like MY eye! i know it isn't, cuz y would you have a picture of someone elses eye lol... thats trippy tho :284:
(sorry... this isn't a pick up line post, im just being observant and commentational) lolz

It's actually my eye, I cut it out of a picture I had taken of me and my friend Salima. The picture is awful but my eye turned out cool :)

MissZiggy · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 03

"you have such nice hair. It would look great on my pillow"

But my sister was in a store in Disneyland when a salesclerk came up to her and said "want to see the sweetest thing in the store?" then held up a mirror to her face....awwww!!!

~god~ · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 03

my name is Sean. Love it. Learn it. Cuz youre screaming it in a couple of hours: 3 OK's. 2 SLaps. 7 Fuck offs.

Nice shoes...Wanna fuck?: 14 Ok's. 4 Slaps. 9 Fuck offs.

hahaha. make a bit of alternations too. be like.. Whoa. its cloudy!! wanna fuck?

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