Holy Shit! Can someone get more narrow minded?!

Magi · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/index.html

Wow. Not much to say here...just...wow.

Goat · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

can anyone say 30 year old virgin in the making?

it's people like that who should be knee-capped in the name of society.

Sykonee · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

Rrriiiiggghhhhttttt..... It's a joke....

(Tho' I'd support the 'NO JEANS' thing. Jeans are evil! :093: )

Magi · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

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Originally posted by Sykonee
Rrriiiiggghhhhttttt..... It's a joke....

(Tho' I'd support the 'NO JEANS' thing. Jeans are evil! :093: )

Really? I read through most of it and didn't find anything that points out it's a joke. I also did a quicky search on my best friend (www.google.com) and all results point out that the site is in fact legit.

Maybe I missed something?

Damn...looked through all the smilies and not a single ??? smiley.

kuelniss · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

i don't see the problem.

Magi · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

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Originally posted by kuelniss
i don't see the problem.

Based on his criterion, there would probably be only a dozen or so people left on this earth who weren't in jail or executed, or forced into hiding for fear of such penalties.

And those dozen people would have to comply to the NDC.

*shudder*

God Bless America indeed.

kuelniss · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

sarcasm

bungoshlung · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

kinda funny, but kinda not

rawb · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

it's a joke.

Magi · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

Yea, I've done a little more digging...but the stuff I've come up with is inconclusive as to whether this is a joke or not.

Perhaps someone else here can shed some light on this?

If this is a joke, then it's a damn good one.

inkster · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

i liked this page better when it was called "americans against masturbation."

MistressSpankME · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

I'm guessing this is one big sarcastic webpage, but it is always possible that someone seriously believes that crap.

Either way, All I have to say is DOWN WITH NO SEX!

Magi · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

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Originally posted by inkster
i liked this page better when it was called "americans against masturbation."

Oh, you mean this page, which is totally different from the one I posted.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Nice try. :017:

EDIT : fixed link.

Sykonee · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

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Originally posted by Magi
Based on his criterion, there would probably be only a dozen or so people left on this earth who weren't in jail or executed, or forced into hiding for fear of such penalties.

Nah... They'd just leave the country for another (probably Canada, since we seem to be all for weed, same-sex relationships, lower age-restrictions on decadence, and oodles of more goodies that prohobitionists detest).

As for how you can tell that site's a load of B.S., all you need is some simple logic. If they were serious, that'd mean eliminating the 'net, at which point their site would be null and void, bringing up the question as to why bother even having a site to begin with.

Magi · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

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Originally posted by Sykonee

Nah... They'd just leave the country for another (probably Canada, since we seem to be all for weed, same-sex relationships, lower age-restrictions on decadence, and oodles of more goodies that prohobitionists detest).

As for how you can tell that site's a load of B.S., all you need is some simple logic. If they were serious, that'd mean eliminating the 'net, at which point their site would be null and void, bringing up the question as to why bother even having a site to begin with.

Well, your logic doesn't really make sense...they're against "immoral" acts etc. but just because the 'net is chock full of that stuff, doesn't mean they're against the internet.

If they had there way, I'm sure the internet would still be around, it would probably be filled with your typical christian webpages etc.

But yes, I can confirm it's fake. I guess that's a good thing.

Here's another website that's funny :

www.patriotamerica.com

Sykonee · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

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Originally posted by Magi
If they had there way, I'm sure the internet would still be around, it would probably be filled with your typical christian webpages etc.

Ah, yes... but since the 'net is a planetary phenomenum, it is something they'd never be able to control.

But enough of that topic. Patriotic Americans. Now there's a topic of endless, mindless debating... :soak:

MissBehavior · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

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"I am in favor of the death penalty for... treason, spying against the state, espionage..."

Does anyone else see anything funny about this? Aren't they all basically one and the same?

Fucking Yankees.

inkster · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

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Originally posted by Magi

Oh, you mean this page, which is totally different from the one I posted.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Nice try. :017:

EDIT : fixed link.

meh?

it's the same formula. say something outlandish banning practises that most everyone partakes in.

this ranks up there on the parody scale where "NOT" falls on the sarcasm chart.

ie, low.

crackjoy · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

oh boy, that anti-masturbation link was funny.

"Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW!"

BAHAHAHAHAA!