Jul 03, 03
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Jokes!
WARNING : RACIST/SEXIST/DEAD BABY JOKES
but they're damn funny as hell! :D :D :D here are some of my favorites : Q: What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite sports team? A: The New York Jets. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. What is so great about an arab's wedding night? He finally gets to pull the dot off his wife's forehead and see if he won a gas station or a 7-11. Why are there no Puerto Ricans on "Star Trek"? Because they won't have jobs in the future either. Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she could scream with the other. What is the extra piece of skin around the vagina called? The woman. What is better than winning a Gold at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. http://www.teamacademy.com/jokes PeAcE :smoke1: /me dons the Flame-retardant suit 
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Jul 03, 03
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Quote:
Q) Why are there no ravers on star trek? A) cause they don't plan on having jobs in the future either!
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