Asian Mail Order Brides

**MC Hammered** · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

Asian Bride (A~zhen br1d), noun: 1. A woman of Asian(see Oriental) descent - A woman who is about to be married or is recently married -- secondary definition -- An Asian woman (see hard-featured, ill-favored, unbeautiful), with cosmetics strategically applied to the facial region, thereby producing a drastic shift in visual appearance(see alluring, pleasing, resplendent). example: "Yes, that one, she's definitely an Asian Bride."

Magi · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

very top right corner looks like a winner!

watscum · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

my step-uncle has one
im sure they'll do anything to attain citizenship

Kraig · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

I agree with Magi.

Hot Karl · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

ahh, the wonderful miracle of make-up and lighting.

Senior · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

"Booze, helping ugly people get laid for over 2000 years."

*STARFISH* · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

whoa!
who wants to give me a hard core make-over like that?

alkatraz · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

thats just fucking scary! how the hell do they do that????

Hot Karl · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

so how traumatizing would it be for the new hubby, if when she steps off the plane, and it starts raining, and and and and... 'i'm melting, i'm meltiiiiiiiing!!!!

Chet · #10 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

ha ha
I wonder what the return policy is on them?

inkster · #11 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

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Originally posted by alkatraz
thats just fucking scary! how the hell do they do that????

photoshop.

#12 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

My wife is the one on the top right!!!

Dickity dick

**ƒORM** · #13 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

bahhaaaaa...

miracle make up and artwork

shit thats scary

:y: :5stars:

miss.myra · #14 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

Side by side photos of girls with and *gasp* WITHOUT makeup? The horror! :P

Akeel · #15 (**permalink**) Jul 08, 03

put me down for 1 of each.

**kiMMie** · #16 (**permalink**) Jul 09, 03

What an overwhelming thought to <buy> someone that looks like a goddess, only to have them wash their face and look like *ugh* two minutes later...

Do they come with a refund policy? And why isn't male-order husbands as popular? Are women that desperate? :soak:

Courtney · #17 (**permalink**) Jul 09, 03

guys don't understand that this is how alot of shit works!!
so many girls are only pretty because they can work wonders with makeup!!

**MC Hammered** · #18 (**permalink**) Jul 09, 03

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Originally posted by Courtney
guys don't understand that this is how alot of shit works!!
so many girls are only pretty because they can work wonders with makeup!!

You are just jealous.

Kraig · #19 (**permalink**) Jul 09, 03

^^ Yo Hammered... you and I should order us up a couple of "real" and must see-pictures with no make-up on hotties for our birthday!

Courtney · #20 (**permalink**) Jul 09, 03

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Originally posted by MC Hammered

You are just jealous.

of the girls in the before pictures??
not at all

**MC Hammered** · #21 (**permalink**) Jul 09, 03

^^ No... jealous that they know how to put on makeup. :c-tard:

**MC Hammered** · #22 (**permalink**) Jul 09, 03

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Originally posted by Kraig
^^ Yo Hammered... you and I should order us up a couple of "real" and must see-pictures with no make-up on hotties for our birthday!

I want to check the exchange policy before I place an order.

Goat · #23 (**permalink**) Jul 09, 03

current score

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Courtney · #24 (**permalink**) Jul 10, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by MC Hammered
^^ No... jealous that they know how to put on makeup. :c-tard:

nah not really
if the chick on the top right looked that way naturally I would be jealous but that's about it