15 things to do in Wal-Mart

[DJDeeb]

This has probably ben posted before but whatever........enjoy!! :c-tard:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

...and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!

[r@V3r_rAy]

:hehe:

[Pegasus]

hehe last summer miska and a couple of us went to wal mart in guildford and did that :P

[Jrock]

NICE!!

[Short-ee]

LOL :hehe:

[kandy kid]

Originally posted by DJDeeb


10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

They sell guns at wal-mart? :toasted:

[sweet~kandy]

lol oh god.. havent heard those before!!! LOL

[Special_J]

Originally posted by kandy kid



They sell guns at wal-mart? :toasted:

Yeah, in the states. It's weird.

[Kandyapple]

oh man good times at walmart. I dont know how many times i was banned from there one year.
lol its fun to go around and pick something off the shelf that is like exeptionaly large right when a sales clerk is near you and pretend to put it in your jacket. then they follow you around and you just put it back in a different spot. hehehe good times :kam:

[KandyKid]

:y:

[*STARFISH*]

werent we supposed to have a meet last year, and go do all that stuff on the list?
we should do it this year!!! :D

[cinist]

how late is wal-mart open? im bored

[EzTone]

BOO-URNS I used to at Wal-Mart!

I hate you people!!! :finger:

FuKing ravers!!!!

[Lostcause]

Yeah I used to {insert a Verb here} at walmart too?

Take a dump in the clothing isle....?
Scream at old ladies......?
Steal Def leopard CDs.....?
Beat off in the Lingerie section....?

Oh I got it.....You beat off in the Ligerie section right...ok.
Me too. everyones done that.....ninewells cries while doing it.

[BlondeChik]

OMG haha my friend works at wal-mart.. gotta tell her about this thread LOL!!

she's worked there for almost 6 years now.. she tells me the more halarious stories about management lol

[kozmo_jr]

*tear*

Classic:)

[kimmay candy]

Wow eztone..I think u need a hug!

[craz_e_blossom]

Originally posted by PegasuS
hehe last summer miska and a couple of us went to wal mart in guildford and did that :P

That's kinda funny cause I did some of those things off that list to people in Zellers at Coquitlam Center...