Insane Clown Possie

[NinjaBoy]

Insane Clown Possie gets ride from parents!

ROYAL OAK, MI--Despite last-minute fears of a concert cancellation due to transportation problems--as well as the fact that it was a school night--Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, the shock-rock rappers known as Insane Clown Posse, managed to make it to their Monday performance at Detroit's Joe Louis Arena after securing a ride from 2 Dope's mom.


"Man, we were so worried we wouldn't be able to get to the concert," J told several social-studies classmates Tuesday. "That would've sucked big-time, because we'd been looking forward to it for, like, weeks and weeks, and all our friends were gonna be there. Luckily, Shaggy's mom totally came through for us, even
if she can be a total bitch sometimes."

The duo, whose The Amazing Jeckel Brothers album made its debut at #4 on the Billboard charts earlier this year, was "really grateful" for the ride, promising to mow the lawn and perform several other household chores in return.

Despite the successful outcome, the pair nearly missed the concert: At approximately 7 p.m., J's mom backed out of her promise to give them a ride, explaining that she had to drive J's sister Stephanie to the mall. When the popular recording group protested, J's mom allegedly told her son, "Maybe you should've thought about how much you didn't want to miss your concert when you forgot to take out the garbage for the third week in a row, even though you were reminded over and over again."

"That sucked ass, big-time," said J at a poolside press conference. "I can't believe she went so crazy just over some stupid garbage. That shit was so wack! She played herself like a straight-up bitch!"

Immediately following the press conference, J was informed that he wouldn't be allowed to use the pool with his friends if he couldn't refrain from using such language in reference to his own mother.

"Sorry, Mom," replied J before silently flipping off his mother once her back was turned.

"Taking out the garbage sucks ass," J added under his breath.

J and 2 Dope, who describe themselves as "psychotic serial killas" and "mad ninja gangstas," are no strangers to controversy. Their 1997 Island Records debut, The Great Milenko, drew fire from religious and moral watchdogs for its "shockingly violent and depraved lyrical content," and had already been pulled from release by another label. More recently, the duo has come under fire from teachers and school administrators for frequent tardiness, "poor attitude" and failing grades in math class, as well as refusal to "dress out" for gym.


"It's such total bullshit that we have to take stupid summer school instead of being in the studio where we belong, just because of some stupid history tests," 2 Dope said. "Summer school is for fucking tools."

Despite the ongoing controversy surrounding Insane Clown Posse, 2 Dope's mom defended her decision to give the group a ride.

"I know some parents wouldn't feel comfortable letting their children perform at a concert like this," she said. "But I know they're just going through a phase. Two years ago, Shaggy's older sister Tracy couldn't stop talking about Marilyn Manson, but she grew out of that. It's important to let them figure these things out for themselves."

Concerned that 2 Dope's mom would insist on attending the concert with them, humiliating them in front of their friends, J and 2 Dope convinced her to drop them off and pick them up later. This was key, a spokesman for Island Records said, because the lack of parental supervision freed the duo to "go totally wild" at the sold-out arena show.

"I made sure they both took a sweater in case they got chilly up there on stage, and on the way we stopped off at the gas station to pick up some extra Faygo pop, which is their favorite," 2 Dope's mom said. "They wanted me to drop them off a block away, so they could go and make their famous entrance from the padded wagon without anyone seeing me. So I just helped them into their straitjackets, and off they went."

2 Dope's mom added that she had taken extra-special effort to wash and starch the pair's trademark straitjackets ahead of time "to make sure they'd look nice for all the people at the show."

Witnesses reported seeing 2 Dope attempt to exit his mother's car without hugging her goodbye, saying, "C'mon, mom, all the Juggalos are gonna make fun of me!" But after being reminded that he was "not too big to give his mother a hug," he relented, eliciting jeers and boos from the many 14-year-old boys present.

"God, that was embarrassing," 2 Dope said. "And the whole way there, she wouldn't shut up about, 'Be sure to call me before 10:30 to pick you up,' and, 'Tone down the violent lyrics: Remember, that's just the sort of thing that got you dropped from [Walt Disney subsidiary] Hollywood [Records].' It was so annoying, I wanted to pull out a machete and just go buck-wild on the bitch's ass, slicin' and dicin' like a maniac psycho-killa ninja, motherfucka! Yeahh, boyee!"

"It was kind of nice of her to pack us those Fruit Roll-Ups, though," 2 Dope conceded. "Thanks, mom."

[Pennywise]

ICP fucking sucks.

But i do like the song "The Dating Game"

[Bevvy Swift]

yea they suck. sooo unoriginal. if your going to gross me out, at least do it in an intelligent or funny way (ie, necro)

[Pennywise]

NECRO!^


Stab in your face with a butcher knife

that’s really long, I’ll make you feel this song

when I beat you down to it, I don’t care if I appear wrong

kid I’ll do it, I represent the death rap get your head cracked open

till we stare at your brains, I don’t care if you think I’m insane

cuz I take respect this serious, so if you disrespect you’re an idiot

stick an ice pick in your neck, till you bleed like a period

damn me kid fear me kid and if you don’t,

you will when I put fear in you bitch, bring it to you violently

silently walk up to you, you have no idea its me

rock in a mask, poppin you fast with a glock with a silencer

when you die its aids, necro the signal

let go of my jacket you faggot let death blow

die like a man if you can but you cant so you wont

cuz you’re a male ho, yo I run this shit

put guns to your tits, blast milk all over your cereal

run your shit your clothes your shoes and if you refuse

get your ass killed all over material

brutal sadistic the only way to rip shit

imma stay cryptic till the end of time

the only day you’ll be doper than me with a rhyme

is when I quit this shit, it’ll never go down like that

I’ll still be around, from the ground I’ll rap

As a corpse the verse that’s striving to tell all demons on earth

How to survive in hell



Chorus2X

My death rap is attacking you,

You’re getting stabbed in the brain with a verbal knife

You better watch your step and show some respect

Or else I’ll have to murder your life



Chopping you up you fags, and dropping you in a garbage bag

Off of a bridge, had every ligament frozen in a fridge keeping it fresh

And it’s all for the kids, beat you to death, stomping your grill with combat boots

You fag get fucked, get murdered militantly to the best of my ability

I’m gonna stay grotesque, no rest for the wicked, circle the tyrant

Circulation of the virus, a perverted nation of violence

I converted pagans to commit my sins I’m a choke you with the pen I write with

Get ready for the insertion excursion through your jugular poisoning your blood

You were a death virgin, now you got fucked for the first time in you life you’re dead

How you like it? Can’t come back ever again you better get used to it, and make the devil your friend. Psycho…logical where taught to go to be a psycho astronomical with a rifle

Blasting at you if your ass is comical.