The Perfect Husband

[mojojojo]

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in
her life, so she placed a personal ad that read:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE
WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON`T BEAT ME UP
2. WON`T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell
was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to
no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door
to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your
dreams. I`ve got no arms, so I can`t beat you up and I`ve got no
legs, so I can`t run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you`re so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn`t I?"

[Jul-E]

ha...that a nasty picture...but, i give him some props,...at least he knows how to use IT!!!

[msPiggy]

hehe! now that's talent!:023:

[GrassHopper]

hahahahahaha

[BB_YungYung]

ahahahahahhahahahahhaha:026:
wow.... taht's a good one! heheheheheh