Humor is healthy!!

[Joanne]

I got this from a women's health newsletter!




Here are some suggestions for new medicines for
the pharmaceutical companies to work on:

*St. Mom's Wort:*
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six
hours.

*Empty Nestrogen: *
Highly effective suppository that eliminates
melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful
they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
till they moved out.

*Flipitor: *
Increases life expectancy of commuters by
controlling road rage and the urge to flip off
other drivers.

*Antiboyotics: *
When administered to teenage girls, is highly
effective in improving grades, freeing up phone
lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

*Menicillin: *
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to
be a better person... can we get naked now?"

*Buyagra: *
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

*Extra Strength Buy-One-all:*
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an
indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim
may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or a
book by Dr. Laura.

*JackAsspirin: *
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't
remember your birthday, anniversary or phone
number.

*Antitalksident: *
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
anyone too eager to share their life stories with
total strangers.

*Sexcedrin: *
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not
now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

*Ragamat: *
When administered to a husband, provides the same
irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving
the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.



--Joanne :P