if you are @ work.. this is for you!

[BB_YungYung]

PRISON VS. WORK
> IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
> AT WORK...You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
>
> IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
> AT WORK...You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
>
> IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
> AT WORK...You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
>
> IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> AT WORK...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open
all the doors yourself.
>
> IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK...You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
> IN PRISON...You get your own toilet.
> AT WORK...You have to share.
>
> IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
> AT WORK...You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
>
> IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
> AT WORK...You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
> IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out.
> AT WORK...You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.
>
> IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
> AT WORK...They are called supervisors.
>
> IN PRISON...You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
> AT WORK...You get fired if you get caught.
>
>
> Now get back to work...

[Psycho-RavEr]

HAHAHHAHAH dats so funny cuz its all true...

:001:...xoxo... :001:

[victor h.]

TRUE TRUE TRUE LOL.......
hahahhah.......that's funny stuff you got ^_~
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