If You Could Kill Anyone You Wanted, Who Would It Be And How? (celebrities)

[DiZz_E]

i would kill george bush by slow cooking him on a spit and serve him to his family and friends hannibal lecter style. (red dragon)

[Tux]

i would assassinate the whole bush administration, RIAA and MPAA executives, and Bill Gates

[B-Funk]

J-Lo and/or Ben Affleck

because i am sick of hearing about every single detail of what they do everyday.

[SpikeyLuke]

I'd really like to beat Ashanti with a fome bat while screaming out "ah baby, is that all you can say?!?"


yeah i hate her music

[Special_J]

Avril, I can't stand her. She just seems so fake it pisses me off.

[KStar]

Britney Spears....... :kam:

[junglequeen]

Snoop Dogg - scary scary rat faced man

[-DLO_604-]

i would kill Jay Z...fuckin fucker has BEYONCE

[Mc*Phee]

50 cent!!!! (not that I havnt caught myself dancing to a coupple of his tunes...)But what the hell! he thinks he's SOOOOO hardcore!!!

[lala]

YOU GOTTA RESPECT SNOOP!

[lala]

right now, i'd kill jay handel...he's almost a celebrity, and i'd prawly get an award or something

[jaydream]

just about every canadian/american idol

[PokemonMasta]

lil bow wow, id curb stomp him

[linds]

how make believe.

if i was going to kill anyone, IF, it wouldnt be a celebrity, it would be someone i want to stab with a fork or kick them in the crotch. you know. someone who has done something to me, in some way or another, otherwise, whats the point?

[-DLO_604-]

Originally posted by PokemonMasta
lil bow wow, id curb stomp him

It's no longer lil bow wow
it's just BOW WOW

BOW WOW WOW YIPEE YOO YIPEEE YAY WHERE MY DOGS AT?

hahahahahahA

[SpikeyLuke]

How about puffy? I wouldnt wanna kill him, but i'd like to point out how much of a joke everyone thinks he is just so i can see him cry.

[-DLO_604-]

it's no longer puffy

[Lush]

Yoko Ono for breaking up the Beetles...

I'd burn her and then feed her ashes to rats

[Hot Karl]

Originally posted by Mc*Phee
50 cent!!!! (not that I havnt caught myself dancing to a coupple of his tunes...)But what the hell! he thinks he's SOOOOO hardcore!!!

i ain't some super 50 fan. but shit when you get shot 9 times i think you're entitled to some 'hardcoreness'

justin timberlake. so i could be all like, ***** you ain't black.

[Flip]

Originally posted by -DLO_604-
it's no longer puffy

Ya I think now it's Poodle-P-D-Piddly-Diddly-Doodle-Poo-Poo-Noodle-dick or something like that. And ya he sure does suck.

But if I could arrange for Rosie O'Donelle and Kelly Osbourne to be stapled together by the elbows and be forced to have a bitch-slapping fight to the death, where the winner gets to be put out of her misery by me and my trusty blue crowbar "Bluey". That would be the ultimate b-day present for me *hint hint*.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

i would kill fitty cent,chingy,nelly,p diddy,lil kim,ashanti,j-lo SHE CANNOT FUCKING SING IT SOUNDS LIKE A CAT IS DIEING,hmmmmmmmmm all french people excluding my immediate family :kam: hmmmmm mc master&james,avril laveigne,simple plan,good charlotte,moby,nickelback,default,theory of a dead man,chantel kreviazuk,our lady peace,britney spears,mandy moore,jessica simpson,n sync,hilary duff,michelle branch,vanessa carlton,

theres many more celebrities i want to kill but i just cant think of them all right now.
How i would kill the above celebrities and people... id lock them up in a room and make them listen to thier own musice until they started tearing thier own flesh off till there was nothing but bones :)

and as for the french canadian i would force feed them baggette poutine and wine until thier stomaches exploded:)

[KStar]

Originally posted by Flip


Ya I think now it's Poodle-P-D-Piddly-Diddly-Doodle-Poo-Poo-Noodle-dick or something like that. And ya he sure does suck.

But if I could arrange for Rosie O'Donelle and Kelly Osbourne to be stapled together by the elbows and be forced to have a bitch-slapping fight to the death, where the winner gets to be put out of her misery by me and my trusty blue crowbar "Bluey". That would be the ultimate b-day present for me *hint hint*.

AHAHAHAH Papa Didda Pop

[Rhianna]

Christina, Britney, 50 cent, Nelly and Bush.

[Mc*Phee]

Originally posted by Hot Karl


i ain't some super 50 fan. but shit when you get shot 9 times i think you're entitled to some 'hardcoreness'

justin timberlake. so i could be all like, ***** you ain't black.

I heard on the news the other day that him being shot like 9 or however many times, and his prison charges/time Isn't as bad or as much as he made it seem too be.... All the info hasnt been relesed to the public yet. But it looks as though 50 cent may be some "wanna be" hard core.

[Hot Karl]

^he HAS been shot 9 times. in one sitting.

i don't care about the other shit. i have a feeling 1 bullet would hurt enough.