Im MOVING to CHINA!!

[oliver]

so i've already told a bunch of ya but heres the official notice mofos!!#@% anyways im leaving november 8th, and i'll probably come back sometime next summer!

My buddy Nigel Andre is already there, finding us a place in Beijing. im going to be teaching english and djing and i have an oppourtunity to do a 3 month/6 day a week residency at a club over there eventually as well. =) good money! ;)

i'll miss you guys, but i'll see everyone at spooky! China will be a constant gong show im sure! lol

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[stringbeans]

thats awesome!! have fun! i hear china's going through some major changes (for the better)

[cerah]

*jumps on oliber*

*ties him to the bed*

No.

No leaving for China!

*sniffles*

YOU SUCK!!

*kicks oliber*

I'ma miss you tons kid but I'm sure it's gonna be a total blast. Who am I gonna wander around downtown with now and get silly at my house with and drink jugs o Stella wif???

We better be getting together to drink a ton of beers before you leave mister!! I demand random craziness downtown!!!

[Kandyapple]

thats cool my sister is doing that next year too I think. make sure to keep in touch. it will be like fnk version of english teachers like on that tv show. ohh the drama.

[oliver]

i think one of my first purchases will be to get a laptop with cable! it'll be the only way to keep in touch with most of my peeps back here.

john: yah i've heard that as well, they're loosening up, and the club scene is supposed to be really great!

yo cerah: yah you got it! come down to subeez tonight, i promise mass beer consumption! ;)

[Rhianna]

Oliver you're crazy. Try and not scare the Chinese people tooo much. I'm sure all the raves here will miss you. Have fun kid. I'd say I'll see you before you go but the chances of me being at a rave before that are very very slim.

[e_BoY]

haha becareful is all i say. Im chinese and i know alot of shady shit goes down there for a fact. But the massages down there are just way too cheap. Fuck i want to go now. Look what you did oliver

[Akeel]

have a safe trip man!

[M!SKA]

holy shit oliver!!
thats awesome, i know you're going to hav the best time there.
good luck!!

[Sammy Skillz]

sounds like an awesome oppritunity

have fun!!! :)

-s.

[mojo]

u lucky bastard

hey, do u have a teaching cert. of any sort??

[kiMMie]

WOW! What a great opportunity oliver :keebler: Good luck buddy. Keep in touch with us of your progress. FNK will definitely miss ya :kimmie:

[inkster]

contrats! if you see an old guy over there teaching english too with the name of ralph crossley, say hi. that's me uncle.

(ps bring me back a trinket that says 'made in usa')

[Partizan]

damn man have fun sounds like a blast.. good luck over there!

[SEAN!]

you go tap some fly asian ass for yo homies here at fnk...

rave on and show em how its doen bro...im sure thatll be quite the experience, but i can honestly say that im gonna miss having you around.

dont get caught doing anyhting stupid over there tho.

[bebu*funfun]

wow oliver! so ure coming back the coming summer?! grrz my parents might be pushin me to "homeland" so i get some"culture"... that would be totally cool if we could hang out, but i dont think im goin this early. =( oh man this will be such a wicked experience for you.. hope you can handle it and enjoy the change..cuz hell its gonna be DIFFERENT. have a great time and absorb as much as you can!!!

take care and MUST hang out before you leave. aww im gonna miss ya! no more peepin into cats meow EVERY single day to see if ure workin or not..even though ure NEVER there. do you even work there anymore? lol

[Hot Karl]

my buddy's ex girl is teaching english in china somewhere too. she was supposed to go for a year, she's already onto her 2nd year. making good money and having a wicked time.

note: her appt got broken into realitivly soon after she got there, but then her company hooked her up with some crazy new/nice appt, so try to get that first, instead of any sketchy place.

[dj4mula]

How did get the job? What are the qualifications? But yes oliver, bring the funk to the great wall. :c-tard:

Watch out for pirates though. There are people there that will kidnap foreign people and ask for randsom money. It happens a lot and is not documented in the media. Lots of sketchy Gua Doi (sp?) people.

[zarlon]

Hey Oliver, good luck. I already heard about this from Kendyl.

I bet you'll have a kick-ass time. =) Hopefully I'll see you before you go, dude.

[PokemonMasta]

bring me back some fireworks :)

have fun time in da china!

[kiMMie]

Just to let everyone know... I got a few connections if anyone wants to teach out in Korea - small schools or big companies.

I don't know exactly what the requirements are, but if you want I'd be more than happy to look into it if anyone is interested. I presume that you at least need a certificate which one can obtain in a rapid teaching program (8-13weeks?)

Message me: [email protected] :kimmie:

[oliver]

i want to meet these "pirates"! and ill definetly be bringing the funk to the great wall! haha.... DJ4mula: as for qualifications, basically you just need to have to be fluent in english. i'll be teaching people who already speak some english. its not so much grammar and "proper" english, but rather giving them a better understanding of how we really talk in north american instead of formal english.

rhianna: i know you'll appreciate that i will be basically stuck in the main room at plaza for 8 months! :trippin: we'll see.

but yah im told that its really a pretty crazy place. you dont have any rights, and you have to watch yourself as people will try to rip you off all the time. sean: dont worry, ill show em how its done but i wont be getting too crazy, i dont want to end up in some communist prison for the next 30 years!!! ack! ha

bebu: if youre in china at the same time, we will definetly get together! that would be fucking awesome! and no im not working there very much anymore, as soon as i gave my notice they cut me down to 2 shifts a week from full time!! wtf! what a joke... =p

FUN FACT! -> apparently when Quentin Tarentino went to China to make "Kill Bill", they went to the location and found that there was a giant rave going on. so they delayed the shooting of the movie for 2 weeks and just did lots of exctasy..

[bebu*funfun]

yea the day you see me in hk/china you know i got into some big ass trouble here in van... my mom always threatens to ditch me to hk with my aunt. scary. i dont think ill be visiting this year..due to a tight personal budget and no reasons for my parents to treat me..but you never know!!

damn.. what an oppurtunity for you. at the same time..DONT LEAVE!!

[dj4mula]

i am totally interested in heading to China, Japan or Korea to teach english. More information Kim! Qualifications specfially.

[u_kno_it]

Congrats bro and hope the best for u while u there, we sure gonna miss you bro come back asap k man... I'll have the pizza ready for u when u come back and it's gonna be Veni_C's shhhh don't tell her though hehehehe...