Abstinence

[Mr.Dave]

Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members
of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex
for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the
third couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired
couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was
tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The
newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"A can of paint?!?" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent
over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took
over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in
the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

[Sue Bitch]

home depo lol

[Mc*Phee]

hahahahaha
I went to school with this kid that had a shirt that said "homo depo" (he was gay)
anywase... Nice joke!!!!

[brokencrayon]

LOL :hehe:

[frontline]

nice!

[Miss T]

haha, thats hilarious!! :kam:

[junglequeen]

cute!