and who thought animals were boring?

[Goat]

ingredients:
1 stupid ass cat who enjoys daily excursions into a wall.
*note: must be of the non-mexican-sewer-rat-variety : ie - contain a tail.
1 banana clip - the small ones, you're not trying to have the spca come down on your ass and take your fluffy away.
2 roast beef and cheese sandwiches

directions:
eat roast beef sandwich
lure Fluffy over with roast beef sandwich number 2.
using ninja like stealth, apply banana clip to tail.
finish fluffy's half consumed sandwich.
enjoy - for added variety, throw in a healthy handful of mushrooms or acid*
*note - in fungi confusion, this task may be considerably more difficult to accomplish; you are warned.

[Jrock]

WTF is with the Roastbeef and Cheeze sandwich?

-jay :209: