Do you hate your job? READ HERE

[.muffy.]

When you have had an absolute "I hate my job" day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

Be sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed
during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"EVERY RECTAL THERMOMETER MADE BY JOHNSON &JOHNSON IS PERSONALLY TESTED."

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud 5 times:

"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the JOHNSON &JOHNSON Company".


remember kiddies : There is always someone with a worse job than yours.

[All!e]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[inkster]

but i bet 1 in 10 QC testers really loves his job!

[stephen_c]

omg, my wicked stepmother stuck those things in me when i was a kid. ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[Ragga_Wh0re]

hahahahahahaha thats fucking hilarious

[BongMan]

but what is u have that J&J job ?? then what would I do??

[Technique]

Actualy they get paid really well, its not that bad.



....not that i umm have done that or anything i just umm ..heard from a friend ...or something

*runs out the backdoor*

[ebbomega]

Shoving stuff up your ass AND GETTING PAID FOR IT?!?!?!?!?!?

Where the hell do I SIGN UP?????????????

[Gusto]

Haha.. that makes me feel a little better. But then its not all that bad.. I'm downloading Office Space and watching it at work... lol. Somehow it seems fitting to watch it here.

[Technique]

Office space rules,
I gotta pick that up on DVD ..

[e_BoY]

hha nice find

[Dean]

Originally posted by Technique:
Office space rules,
I gotta pick that up on DVD ..

that movie rules! i just watched that

i kinda wanna make myself a Jump to Conclusions Mat

[Gusto]

lol... worst.. idea.. ever.

man, Saturday's at work are all about slacking off, watching movies and posting on message boards.

[sweet~kandy]

ahhhhhhhhhhh! thats nuts.......