what's your superpower?

[Grapes]

Impervious to hangovers.

[KandyKid]

Originally posted by Grapes
Impervious to hangovers.

Same :D

[cinist]

i'm tha master manipulater n a con artist

or so i'm told. personally i think i just make sure outcomes are positive and in my favour

[Cinto]

I can read peoples minds... you are thinking "Yeah right that's a load of shit" see...


I'm a shmoze, I have my way with the customers. My work says I have/do too much customer service and that i should stop.. does this make any sense to anyone here? they said if I don't they're gonna write me up.. lol great, supervisor and still have a million write-ups... so this is a lesson either settle down on your super powers of just slack off at work! WROD!


Cheers,

Cinto

[Tux]

i can shotgun a beer way faster than [you] can.

[wizzle]

that's not fair i don't even know you!

[wizzle]

i can throw eggs in the air turning them into various furry zip flombers that contract knowing several aco-crosting manual flem-cords, they only revolve knowing animals can only see and read the false knowledge of the living ruler speaker fluid, leave this trying on top crying over a million crawling insects of luring tantrum, screw ball letters free ontop of knowing of makes sense

[wizzle]

oh, when i smoke weed my eyes go incredibly blood shot, it's the funniest thing alive. you probably think they just go a bit red, but they go soooo fucking red, it's the funniest thing ever. well maybe it seems that funny because every time i see my bloodshot eyes in the mirror i'm stoned. it's beyond funny how red my eyes go, and i've been smoking weed for atleast 2 years now and they've always been red every SINGLE time

infact, i need to wear special glasses when i'm stoned, if i don't then anything that comes across my vision will ignite into an explosion of flames and death

[Sykonee]

Originally posted by Tux:
i can shotgun a beer way faster than [you] can.

Screw that! I can shotgun a beer way way faster than [you] can! :kam:

[ebbomega]

Originally posted by pbreak


I'm not sure which province you're living in (considering our cost of living is the second highest in the country, second only to toronto), but I'd really like to see you scrape by on 20hrs of work a week at minimum wage - or maybe you still live in your parents basement?

That said, my power is the ability to piss off elitist posters to the extent that they have no choice but to attempt some form of a crappy retort or they simply shut up and do not reply.

Hee hee.

Living there right now, but I don't go complaining about the restrictions they impose on me, because I was unemployed when I moved in and I'm now just garnering enough money so I can move back to Van in January. So I'm pretty damn grateful.

And I have lived on about $600-700/month quite comfortably actually. It's called cooking your own meals and using transit. With rent at about $300/month (Not too tough to come by when you share with multiple people) that's more than enough to be able to feed yourself and have a little bit extra to play around with.

BTW, My other power is inability to let anybody but me have the last word.

[wizzle]

ok am i seeing things.. first i see "i can shotgun a beer way faster than wizzle can." which was last night, i replied with "that's not fair i don't even know you!". then this morning (now) i saw it as "i can shotgun a beer way faster than you can." or something, and Sykonee said "Screw that! I can shotgun a beer way way faster than you can!". now they're both as wizzle, instead of "you". what's going on here

[Lush]

I have the ability to watch a person play any video game on any system and mimic almost exactly what they did, even if i've never played the game before because i'm just that good at video games.

[crackjoy]

its [ you ]. observe.

[you] is very confused, because [you] does not know about [ you ].

understand?

i have the amazing ability to get stoned off the smallest bit of weed.

[Magi]

I have this amazing ability to get really drunk from small amounts of alcohol.

[linds]

^and then make an INCREDIBLE ass out of yourself??

sounds like me.

[rawb]

ability to reply to lame threads and not feel the twinge of shame.

[wizzle]

ooh crackjoy, i see, but why does it alternate from showing "you" then my name

[Josecito]

i have a few superpowers: MY CUTENESS IS ALL AND MIGHTY
CHUG G LIKE NO OTHER, HOOT BOWLS LIKE OWL, ANDOUT DANCE ANYONE WHO BRINGS THE CHALLENGE

[soma]

my super ablility to undress an earth woman using only my mind...

who am I kidding.....

"I play records really realy well alot"

[Jingles]

2 words

hooter
shooter

nuff said.

[hardstylin]

i have mastered all that is POT i can roll a perfect cannon that won't run and smokes awsome with one hand.

[crackjoy]

Originally posted by wizzle
ooh crackjoy, i see, but why does it alternate from showing "you" then my name

because i put spaces in between the [ ] and the "you" so that you could see what i'm doing. try putting [ you ] in a post without the spaces. see what happens.

[wizzle]

no i meen, in the post where the guy said he can chug beer faster than [ you ], one day it showed wizzle, the next day it changed to just plain "you"

[crackjoy]

oh. maybe he changed it.

[ppcock]

i have the ability to pick my nose