blonde joke

[All!e]

I just got it in an email, haven't heard it in so long!!



Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.


teeheeeheeehee

[ppcock]

thanks for putting the number beside the word twenty thousand
that alone made it more clearer

one thing.. stripping from the neck down???

i for one dont wear clothes on my head/facial area.

[Chet]

what you don't wear a veil?
weirdo

[ppcock]

i was thinking the origin was pakistani.. I cant say i've seen too many women wear turbins.

I should know.. I live in delta

[Tux]

Originally posted by ppcock
i was thinking the origin was pakistani.. I cant say i've seen too many women wear turbins.

I should know.. I live in delta

theres one woman i've seen around here quite a few times that wears a turban.. but the weird thing is that shes white..

[ppcock]

posers

i saw one old east indian lady with the most amount of facial hair i've ever seen in my life

it was so nasty.. if i was a girl and looked like that.. i'd jump infront of the hindu van.

[junglequeen]

its great!!

[Sue Bitch]

men are sooooo very dumb

[c.tard]

Originally posted by Tux


theres one woman i've seen around here quite a few times that wears a turban.. but the weird thing is that shes white..

maybe she's an old indian man, trapped in a white womans body...