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they can live as long as you can stand them.
eventually thier own excement will cloud the water to a point where making them out is difficult. and then comes the smell. at this point you can't even change the water, cuz the shock of clean water will kill them, seriously. r. |
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have you heard that story where that lady stuck a live lobsters tail in her puss and burnt it so the lobster would move around and it would bring her pleasure? and then like a couple days later she like went to "pisS" and all these sea monkey things came out!!
its fucking ronch! like there was green fluid comming out and like thousand upon thousands of little sea monkey's came out! fuckin' sick!! :Peenutt: |
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mister-p~
NEAATOOOOO gotta try that.. sometime.. (ew, no.) but that's still kinda a neat story but it's prolly rumour.. ,kinda like that story where sum woman washed her face with hot water and went to bed, and washing your face with hot water opens up your facial pores rite? and then when she woke up there was this growth on the side of her face, she ignored it but it became bigger and bigger as time went by, then it began to hurt, and one day, she decided to burst it cuz she thought it was a humongous zit, and all these baby spider eggs came ooooooooozing out... that's another neat-o story ;) |
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haha...skipp used to have sea monkeys...i never believed him but then he showed me his lil watch thing that he could put them in and take em out and show em off......i could see why ud wanna....someone would be like "hey what time is it"...and then u could be like.."oh sorry...these are jus sea monkeys"...thatd be sweet if u ask me....
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why are they called sea monkeys though.. do they look like monkeys?
i have to see one.. reason is because when i wuz lil i got this microscope set from some one.. and then it has these lil dried things inside and instruction said that if you put it in water they hatch n stuff.. and they come to life which is freaky cuz they were dried... anyways... so I have t know if they're the same thing cuz I still have them.. mehehe i wanna eat one. |
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Peenut & yoko*
I heard both those stories way back... Hahahahahahaha :160: Still grotesque though!!!
How about the one about the blind lady who was preparing a thankgiving dinner? Her husband laid their sleeping baby next to the turkey on this flat bed at the table. She went to go turn on the oven. Turned around and picked up the tray. Opened the oven and inserted the tray in. Husband comes back into the kitchen and says, "Did you put the turkey in the oven yet?" She says, "Yeah, about twenty minutes ago" He goes, "Then why is the turkey still sitting on the table??" He gasps...runs over to the oven and pulls open the door to see his baby burnt to death... That was gross :183: Where do these stories come from? |
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Aww fuck I got a gross one too....
Did you hear that one where Vince was passionately kissing his mom on the lips(with a little tongue action, too) and then they had raunchy sex in Vincent's room???
You know what the worst thing is??? I think this one is for real...... -Dwight:Somatic: |
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yeah sea monkies!
i used to have sea monkeys! they're sweet! i got them for my birthday.
and i had this watch thing which a bubble that you can put them in and take them out on the town! i took them out with me on night cuz they like to party. you can fit a couple sea monkies in there and they can survive for 24 hours! pretty cool.....they're the kings of the ocean for those who don't know they look like this... well not quite.... they like to party too |
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sea monkeys are sooo adorable..i have rehatched mine so many times..they are soo tiny but then after wards u can see them swim around and then they start mating and sumtimes swim in mass orgies..its hilarious!!..but yeah..they are cute...just don't spill the water..be proud of ur babies!!
ohohoh..and i don't eat them..charly does!! |