A Newfie on Death Row

[Kraig]

> > >> > There was a Mainlander, a Cape Bretoner and a
> > >> > Newfie on death row.
> > >> >
> > >> > The warden gave them a choice of three ways to
> > >> > die:
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. to be shot
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. to be hung
> > >> >
> > >> > 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow
> > >> > death.
> > >> > So the Mainlander said, "Shoot me right in the
> > >> > head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).
> > >> > Then the Cape Bretoner said, "Just hang me."
> > >> > (Snap, he was dead.)
> > >> > Then the Newfie said, "Give me some of that AIDS
> > >> > stuff."
> > >> > They gave him the shot, and the Newfie fell down
> > >> > laughing. The guards looked at each other and
> > >> > wondered what was wrong with this guy.
> > >> > Then the Newfie said, "Give me another one of
> > >> > those shots," so the guards did. Now he was
> > >> > laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and
> > >> > he doubled over.
> > >> > Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with
> > >> > you?"
> > >> > The Newfie replied, "You guys are so stupid.....
> > >> > I'm wearing a condom!"

[Goat]

where'd he conceal the sheep?

[Magi]

What's with the Newfie hate?


Not that the joke isn't funny....just curious.


In fact, you could probably replace Newfie, Mainlander etc. with like 3 other cities/countries/ethnicities .