walkin into things

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Really?
You should have said hi, I was working =)

I'm sorry, i was in a bit of a rush - christmas eve and all and i was doing my shopping (all of it in 3 hours! i rock!)

[Capricorn]

This is definitely the thread for me. When I was 16 I too rollerbladed into a parked car and the bone broke outta my leg. I burn myself at least once every "large" cooking event, and say "ouch" AT LEAST every hour. I flail around like I'm hammered but I'm not. Funniest thing is I play exceptional sports and am not clumsy at all. Doctor says it's imprinting when you were a kid. First thing he asked me is if i had crawled as a baby, and in fact, I did skip that step. You have to then start crawling around again to redo that step you missed. I'm not in the completion state yet, but my cousin is 100% cured of his clumsiness. Of course, before you all run to the doctors you better get off the hash first and then see if you are truly clumsy

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Originally posted by Capricorn
This is definitely the thread for me. When I was 16 I too rollerbladed into a parked car and the bone broke outta my leg. I burn myself at least once every "large" cooking event, and say "ouch" AT LEAST every hour. I flail around like I'm hammered but I'm not. Funniest thing is I play exceptional sports and am not clumsy at all. Doctor says it's imprinting when you were a kid. First thing he asked me is if i had crawled as a baby, and in fact, I did skip that step. You have to then start crawling around again to redo that step you missed. I'm not in the completion state yet, but my cousin is 100% cured of his clumsiness. Of course, before you all run to the doctors you better get off the hash first and then see if you are truly clumsy

personnaly i think im just retarded - and you wanna talk burning yourself, nobody burns themselves more than me - and i do every type of burn too... fire, chemical, rug, indian, rope... you name it. Once i spilt fryer oil all up my arm (a lot of it too!) - that really really hurt for a long time and i still had to finish my shift.

[kAyB]

i usually walk into stuff if i am either drunk or walking in the dark :c-tard:

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Originally posted by babygurlkay
i usually walk into stuff if i am either drunk or walking in the dark :c-tard:

unfortunately you need to consistantly walk into things while having full access to unaltered sensory stimulations to make it in this thread

[soma]

see you're all drunk!

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i was trying to say that being drunk doesn't count

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Originally posted by pbreak
i was trying to say that being drunk doesn't count

you and your petty excuses bah! That would work if you were ever sober...

[Goat]

Originally posted by pbreak


personnaly i think im just retarded

indubidoubly.


i remember cliff diving, standing about 8-12 meters up, very high for someone afraid of hights. tripped on the ledge, nearly smashed into the rocks on the way down, landed headfirst in a semi dive, lost my shorts, hurt my face. got whiplash. that was stupid.

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Originally posted by Goat

indubidoubly.


i remember cliff diving, standing about 8-12 meters up, very high for someone afraid of hights. tripped on the ledge, nearly smashed into the rocks on the way down, landed headfirst in a semi dive, lost my shorts, hurt my face. got whiplash. that was stupid.

max, you really shouldn't do that - landing head first in water from 40 feet up really hurts (i smacked my face once from 55 feet and almost got knocked out)... but when I do actually dangerous stuff im usually not very clutzy cuz I guess im payin a lot more attention.

on a side note, big ups on "indubidoubly"- i absolutely love saying that word, especially to people on drugs - it fucks with their heads so well while still making perfect sense (and it sounds cool - holy alliteration batman)

[crackdragon]

A bit unrelated but I remember this one time I was walking down the street with my buds and there were these girls walking by... well needless to say I was staring at them and then walked straight into a pole.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

I think the solution for this walking into things sober
is to get drunk and then blame it on the alcohol

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Originally posted by crackdragon
A bit unrelated but I remember this one time I was walking down the street with my buds and there were these girls walking by... well needless to say I was staring at them and then walked straight into a pole.

that's fukin classic dude... did they laugh at you??

[crackdragon]

no thanfully they had walked by at that point, but my buds thought it was pretty funny. I make it a point not to stair anymore... atleast while walking in the opposite direction

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Originally posted by crackdragon
no thanfully they had walked by at that point, but my buds thought it was pretty funny. I make it a point not to stair anymore... atleast while walking in the opposite direction

this story actually reminds me of another time i seriously injured myself (seems to be a lot of these) - i was skating down Robson late one evening and some drunk retards on the other side of the street screamed out "Skate or Die, yah!" - i guess they thought they were making fun of me cauz i was skateboarding?? i dunno, but anywho i looked over at them and at that moment i was going up onto a sidewalk (the wheelchair part) but it was slightly elevated and I bailed HARD... i ripped my pants badly, and was lying on the ground writhing in agony - they continued to laugh at me and all i could do was finger them as they chuckled off into the distance (i really wanted to find them and kick the shit out of them for not even seeing if I was OK) - but at least one person saw that I was not really OK and came up and asked (made me feel a little less retarded)... that was the worst cuz they were the cause of my pain and rubbed it in afterword.

[Goat]

you know what makes all that pain worthwhile though.

this *edit* dood. you're pirate must be swabbin the deck or something cuz it's not working..
oh ya!

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Originally posted by Goat
you know what makes all that pain worthwhile though.

this *edit* dood. you're pirate must be swabbin the deck or something cuz it's not working..
oh ya!

ummm... (pbreak)

so there biatch

[Goat]

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[Goat]

not wokring

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Originally posted by Goat
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regular brackets, not square brackets silly...

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[Goat]

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alright. im stupid. back off, i was born this way.

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Originally posted by Goat
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alright. im stupid. back off, i was born this way.

that's it, I've had just about fukin enough - I'll meet you outside Subeez and we'll finish this right now (I gotta go pick up my beamer first though) :moon:

[Goat]

i remember having my arms wrapped around your neck.

sparring, soon.
you and dave are going down.

that and ima need someone to collect on daves bmw that he owes.

15 packets of sugar being railed or a bmw, it was a win win situation.

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Originally posted by Goat
i remember having my arms wrapped around your neck.

sparring, soon.
you and dave are going down.

that and ima need someone to collect on daves bmw that he owes.

15 packets of sugar being railed or a bmw, it was a win win situation.

mmmm.... railing sugar

and yah, you've obviously never wrestled in your life or else you would have known that i could have seriously injured you at that point (why i didn't i might never know) - sparring it is biatch

[charly]

awww, i'm not alone.

i walk into stuff way to often. i hit my hip more often than my shoulder though. they both hurt though.

i think my worst was once when i was getting out of bed. i keep my alarm clock on the other side of my room since it helps me wake up. well it was going off and i got up a little to fast and i tripped, meanwhile i had total headrush and blacked out. but thanks to simultaneous tripping, i feel forward and smashed my face on my dresser. i felt so retarded explaining the bruise and big cut on my chin/side of my face to everyone later. :(