So these rednecks are yelling...

Goat · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

ya, so i'm walking home through the IGA parking lot in the langley mall from ethical addictions after just consuming a refreshing cafeinated beverage and a nicotine filled cigerette when i notice 3 guys in a car being loud and dilinquate like.

i walk past minding my own business and they start yelling crap like , " these people are trying to push drugs on us". the old max would have gone over there and tried to offer a better deal, but that's not my beef anymore. so i yell "good, shutup".

you're not gonna believe what they yell

FUCK YOU OLD MAN <---old man!? what the fuck!? <---i think that was the exact thought goin through my head. i start walking quickley over to the car, a little angry, and well, lookin for a fight. buddae gets starts gettin out of his car, so i start yelling at him to get the fuck back in his car. wearing my shit kicking boots i kick in his right headlight all the while yelling at him to get back in the car and to get the fuck out of here.

kids now a days. what the fuck!? no fuckin respect.

mikey · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

thats pretty funny

shorerider · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

damn, you are hardcore for an old man.

AWOL · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

you kicked out his right headlight? fucking eh!

Dean · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

good job!
they fucking deserved it!

Starberry · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

Hahaha...yeah, you gotta love those Langley kids. They are seriously EVERYWHERE and ANYWHERE in Langley, at all hours of the day and night.

Are you staying in Langley right now Goat?

*Jen*

Goat · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

In the downtown area, about a block and a half where todays little incident went down.

Starberry · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

Oh, I see...my bf lives on 53 and 203. I think. Since he moved there, we've had a lot of fun getting to know the people and the city through random incidents. Lotsa cops there too. And funny friendly old people. =)

*Jen*

Starberry · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

p.s. I hate trains.

*Jen*

Goat · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

aye, the trains, buggers pass through town at all hours.

203 and 53 eh? that's close, i'm down on 54a and 202.

sorta like gak central around here, but for the most part people aren't all that sketchy. and really, who can argue with a place where if you ask someone if they've gone cow-tipping, 2/3's of the time they'll say yes!

Starberry · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 03

BUT THERE'S AN ARMY AND NAVY!$*&!)#$&~)&$*@#&$

Haha....

*Jen*

Pegasus · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 26, 03

OMG MAX!

I WANNA GO COW TIPPING!!!!!

U DOWN???

decypher · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 26, 03

yeh i did that too some kid once, except i chased him back to his car and kicked in his driver side door :)

survivor · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 27, 03

what ever happend to PLUR you fucking loosers

LIsten to SLAYER!

Goat · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 27, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by PegasuS
OMG MAX!

I WANNA GO COW TIPPING!!!!!

U DOWN???

encountering the bovine kind on mush, fuck man, that's nutter.

djmarkpaul · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 29, 03

^I thought cow tipping was a good laugh, but then I learned they can die from it.

Oh the peril!