stupid cat tricks

*spacecase* · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

I thought that the only things that a cat could do were eat, sleep, puke on your nice rug and get cat hair on everything.

man, i was sooo wrong.

my cat plays fetch.

yup. FETCH. :c-tard:

and, he comes when you call him.

i have never had a cat that does either.........

i want to know: does anyone else have a cat that does unusual, non-cat like things???

:391:

NeVeRLooKBacK · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

hahaha
I dont have a cat
but my bird will imitate any beeb or whistle
everytime I put the popcorn in the microwave
my bird will start making sounds like the microwave
same goes for doorbell, phone, and even whistle patterns

Crazy_Cat_Lady · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

my cat guenhwyvar, does some pretty weird things for a cat. my mom was taking down the x-mas tree, and guen was standing there looking at it. My mom goes "you stupid cat, you can't even climb" so guen in defiance jumps on the x-mas tree and clings to it, proving her wrong. She also spelt "red" on the keyboard, and she wakes me up every morning by making this terrible scratching noise that she KNOWS i hate. more runs through a cats mind then we know, and they cat understand up to 25 words. That's why i love them so much :kimmie:

*spacecase* · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

i love them cuz they are evil.

evil, but cute at the same time

O YEAH!!!

i forgot to mention that my cat also attacks my dog. My dog is a HUGE german shepard.

my cat is a cocky little bastard :kam:

BuTTeRCuP_GiNa · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

my cat Midge is a pimp.. :) he is fixed but he still pimps out the hoes.. and my kittie Peppina.. (I call her Poopa) is a whore! lol.. Midge pimps her out... but they both come to me wen i tell them to.. and my kittie Poopa lays down wen i tell her to.. hell i have even gotten her stoned :254:

Crazy_Cat_Lady · #6 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

"cats were once worshiped as Gods, they have never forgotten that"

DJDeeb · #7 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

My roommate's cat is def :(....so its pretty much its useless to try and teach anything to to cause it just looks at ya like "HUH!?"

I guess I could teach it sign language

Dean · #8 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

my cat is just crazy....

baby_bluez · #9 (**permalink**) Jan 15, 04

my cat is psychotic. http://www.kittypicz.com/dr.html you can see pictures of her type on this site.. III think shes cute.. but others wonder what planet she is from lol.. she does all kinds of weird things.. like... she'll climb up me... and she races her shadow.
*shakes head*
my other kitty like her *he died long time ago* he was declawed and he used to sit on his hind legs and have boxing matches with me, then sometimes he'd give up and roll over and lemme scratch his belly like a dog !

Iokua · #10 (**permalink**) Jan 16, 04

I was realy high last night and I just noticed what you meant about a strange persoanlity coming from your cat. I'll give you a list of things I realized last night and you tell me if they're weird or not.

My cat always has to be a human. She sleeps with her back on my stomach and her head on my arm or on a pillow...If I won't let her do that then she'll do something to me in the night...one time I kicked her off my bed and I couldn't find my cell phone the next day...I ended up finding it outside. If I do something she doesn't like like not feed her or wake her up she'll be mad and she'll make me know she's mad by not listening to me when I call her and stuff. It's like she has this evil masterplan because every time I walk into a room where she's been doing something she'll immidiately look up like nothing happened...but it always makes me look around just in case. I'm sure she wants to succeed me...if you don't hear any more posts within the next few weeks please call the animal patrol.