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Old Jan 21, 04
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The Temptress

The story of the temptress

I was so happy, my girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend, she was a dream!!

There was only 1 thing bothering me very much indeed……that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister in law was 20 yrs of age, wore very tight mini skirts, and very low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant views of her breasts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day, little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really WANT to overcome!

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said “ I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me”.

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight for the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.

My future father in law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family”.


The morale of the story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car
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Old Jan 21, 04
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ha ha
thats golden
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Old Jan 21, 04
MY HERO
 
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lol

NICE
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Old Jan 21, 04
NO ORGIES FOR YOU!
 
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crackdragon will become famous soon enough
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Old Jan 21, 04
JELLY BULB!
 
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excelent. it's so true!!
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Old Jan 21, 04
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hahahaha
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Old Jan 21, 04
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so funny! i wasn't expecting that ending...
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Old Jan 21, 04
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THE COBBLES ARE COMING.
 
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this isnt real is it?
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