i can now

crookedking · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

use two fingers to type.

TWICE AS FAST BABY!

*STARFISH* · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

YAY!!!! :D

jawa · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

can you masterbate again yet?

crookedking · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

of course i can masterbate. i just make sure to brush my teeth first.

jawa · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

or you could always fuck your ankles.

crookedking · #6 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

i heard of an old man doing that once and he slipped and broke his hip.

i'm not taking that chance.

jawa · #7 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

because then you would have a broken hip and a broken hand and that would REALLY suck

crookedking · #8 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

lol no masterbating pre brushing and no walking.

Dean · #9 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 04

you have an arm in a cast or something dont you?

crookedking · #10 (**permalink**) Jan 31, 04

Quote:

Originally posted by Dean
you have an arm in a cast or something dont you?

no i just got it off.

edit- but that has nothing yo do with my two finger powers.

crookedking · #11 (**permalink**) Jan 31, 04

Quote:

Originally posted by bli5s
2 hands can do a lot more than 1!

g'luck

don't i know it! trust me i'm working on it.