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Mathematics
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% and, look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118% So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top! Last edited by crackdragon; Feb 01, 04 at 07:01 PM. 
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giving more than 100% is a lie put out by "the Man" to make you feel incompetent
anyone who says they gave more than 100% is a liar. if you encounter this situation proceed to beat this individual until they admit they lied
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Feb 02, 04
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so all of my years of schooling has been worth nothing?!?!:(
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Feb 02, 04
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so does that mean your an expert at ass kissing?
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Feb 02, 04
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cock sucking is right up there too
116%
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