Camp FnK - .Forwerd is on to somethin here

pbreak · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 04, 04

Dude, what an amazing idea - we could buy some old abandoned "Friday the 13th"ish camp and turn it into a camp for kids wanting to become ravers. We could have workshops on everything from attire to proper drug use, and all the week they work on their own rave which they throw the Saturday night! Then when they're all sketched out on Sunday they get to experience what's it's all really about after takin all the shit down and then havin to get picked up by their parents!! would be so funny seeing them leave with their parents thinkin "WTF!!"... and us the consellors would be "another kid fucked up, another job well down!" :kam:

Dean · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 04, 04

OMG THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!

WE SHOULD TEACH THEM TO MAKE CANDY AND EVERYTHING!

Pussy_Kat · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 04, 04

OMFG
u continue to amaze me
your my hero
can i meet u?

crackdragon · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 04, 04

zarlon · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 04, 04

golden golden

only imagine the lawsuits it would bring
in a perfect world a camp COULD be constructed to get little kids addicted to drugs and the evils of raving

sigh

pbreak · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 04, 04

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Originally posted by zarlon
golden golden

only imagine the lawsuits it would bring
in a perfect world a camp COULD be constructed to get little kids addicted to drugs and the evils of raving

sigh

one day my friends, one day...

i think having it somewhere in the kooteneys where everyone is weird anyway and won't notice a thing is the best plan.

i really think i need to actually start workin on this - i think i could get funding by lying to youth groups...

cinist · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 04, 04

ok then.

pbreak · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 04, 04

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Originally posted by Pussy_Kat
OMFG
u continue to amaze me
your my hero
can i meet u?

if you search really hard at one of these all night dance parties (in Vancouver of course, i don't get over to the island), and keep asking people, you might just find the elusive and rare pbreak... actually, im pretty loud and obnoxious so it shouldn't be that hard.

jawa · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

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Originally posted by pbreak
Dude, what an amazing idea - we could buy some old abandoned "Friday the 13th"ish camp and turn it into a camp for kids wanting to become ravers. We could have workshops on everything from attire to proper drug use, and all the week they work on their own rave which they throw the Saturday night! Then when they're all sketched out on Sunday they get to experience what's it's all really about after takin all the shit down and then havin to get picked up by their parents!! would be so funny seeing them leave with their parents thinkin "WTF!!"... and us the consellors would be "another kid fucked up, another job well down!" :kam:

that idea is pretty swell.
I think you need to have different areas of the camp tho, then the raver-to -be, can decide which "category" they best fit into. Examples

*Sketchy Jungle/Drum+Bass Kid
----we can teach them how to smoke jib (not snort it like pussy's), how to act WAY cooler than everyone else, not talk to anyone and wear a baseball cap really low down.
*Goa Trance Hippy KId
burn pitchuli insense (sp?), wear pitchuli oil, drop acid and do mushrooms, wear tie dyed clothes and smell like b/o and pitchuli. They can only attend parties at Roberts creek and burning man
*Candy Raver

you get where im going with this right.........?

zarlon · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

^ yeah we can redefine stereotypes ALL OVER AGAIN BABY!!!

pbreak i am going to stalk you, at your next party
well.. actualy at my next party, if you're there. whatever

Mc*Phee · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

hahaha you guys are hillarious :p

pbreak · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

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Originally posted by zarlon
^ yeah we can redefine stereotypes ALL OVER AGAIN BABY!!!

Jawa - these are some great ideas, im thinkin havin different cabins for each type of party kid, they'll do stereotypical practical jokes on each other (the goa's will put sugar in the dnb people meth pipes instead of meth - while the dnbers force the hippies to bath (using hoses or something of course)) - and at the end they could have a competition maybe...

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Originally posted by zarlon

pbreak i am going to stalk you, at your next party
well.. actualy at my next party, if you're there. whatever

this could get interesting - i'm now gonna have fnkers lookin for/stalkin me - i'm gonna have to make it interesting for people to find me, i wonder how long i can elude a raver for in a confined area (probably a while im sure.. :kam: )

jawa · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

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Originally posted by pbreak

Jawa - these are some great ideas, im thinkin havin different cabins for each type of party kid, they'll do stereotypical practical jokes on each other (the goa's will put sugar in the dnb people meth pipes instead of meth - while the dnbers force the hippies to bath (using hoses or something of course)) - and at the end they could have a competition maybe...

NEAT - O !!!!!!
we can have a cabin where we all do G and fuck.
and a cabin where we all do E and give sweaty massages, cuddle and discuss the real meaning of PLUR.

*claps hands and dances a piraty jig in excitement*

~*faeryfly*~ · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

hahaha, genius!

inkster · #15 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

FLOAT THE BOUNCY CASTLE ON THE LAKE

zarlon · #16 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

i dont think you can elude me
i looked at your pic gallery, I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

fear it

i want a bouncy castle =(

pbreak · #17 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

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Originally posted by zarlon
i dont think you can elude me
i looked at your pic gallery, I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

fear it

shit... but still, i am the master of disguise...

the bouncy castle is soooo in the lake, that is sweet.

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Originally posted by jawa
discuss the real meaning of PLUR.

we would also have to have "Tribeca @ camp fnk" where Regis or one of his lackies would make a guest appearance (kraig could be in charge of this one)

chadwick · #18 (**permalink**) Feb 05, 04

haha this would be the sweetest idea ever. I'd be so down for doing it :P

kozmo_jr · #19 (**permalink**) Feb 06, 04

How would you feel about exploiting the childerns labour,
just a little, for profits. We could sell Fnk Merchendice that the
kids make. Tee-shirts, Hats, wallests, mugs that kind of stuff.
I take it the camp would be a business that would like to make some coin...

Mr Ektion · #20 (**permalink**) Feb 06, 04

Wow. Way to put words into someone's mouth. Good thing i didn't say something like Camp Disneyland or you guys would be silyl by saying we'll make thousands of tiny souvenirs made by the campers, everyone will practice running around over sized disney mascot outfits, and everyone will go through intense ride training.

G Cabin? Everyone will throw a party each saturday? you know... you guys shouldn't be allowed to talk at all. I think you're all smart and clever, but you guys say the silliest things. The camp that you guys are making is camp capitalism. fnk would be everyone from here who escapes into the mountains for a couple of weeks to do stuff non-life related. like, swim, hang out, fish, etc. learn to throw raves? do drugs in assigned cabins? whatever. camps should be retreats with people with common interests (like weed and music) not training workshops.

pbreak · #21 (**permalink**) Feb 06, 04

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Originally posted by .Forwerd
Wow. Way to put words into someone's mouth. Good thing i didn't say something like Camp Disneyland or you guys would be silyl by saying we'll make thousands of tiny souvenirs made by the campers, everyone will practice running around over sized disney mascot outfits, and everyone will go through intense ride training.

G Cabin? Everyone will throw a party each saturday? you know... you guys shouldn't be allowed to talk at all. I think you're all smart and clever, but you guys say the silliest things. The camp that you guys are making is camp capitalism. fnk would be everyone from here who escapes into the mountains for a couple of weeks to do stuff non-life related. like, swim, hang out, fish, etc. learn to throw raves? do drugs in assigned cabins? whatever. camps should be retreats with people with common interests (like weed and music) not training workshops.

i really hope you're being sarcastic or i'm afraid the word lameass comes to mind - it's a joke big guy, sorry for having some fun with what is a rather funny idea.

besides, who are you to say what a camp should be - maybe i want to go to camp to learn stuff, like those camps held by those people.... umm.. what are they called... oh yah, scouts. And maybe a lot of the people from fnk have all that shit in common, maybe we want to fuck up kids heads... we'll do our thing - you do yours, consider the title of the thread changed (i'm only takin your name out, im not changin the camp fnk thing)

*edit* we'll apparently you need administrative powers to change the name of the thread (??) so just imagine that your name isn't there.

pbreak · #22 (**permalink**) Feb 06, 04

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Originally posted by kozmo_jr
How would you feel about exploiting the childerns labour,
just a little, for profits. We could sell Fnk Merchendice that the
kids make. Tee-shirts, Hats, wallests, mugs that kind of stuff.
I take it the camp would be a business that would like to make some coin...

i'm sure we could throw in a "Arts and Crafts" time every day...

Mc*Phee · #23 (**permalink**) Feb 06, 04

Don't forget the liquid and glowsticking lessons!!!

**sNyx** · #24 (**permalink**) Feb 06, 04

As long as im the head director for the girls camp.. you have FNK behind you :y:

Goat · #25 (**permalink**) Feb 06, 04

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Originally posted by pbreak
actually, im pretty loud and obnoxious so it shouldn't be that hard.

ya, you are a pretty big spud.
you forgot to mention you'll be lying on the floor clutching your kicked in testi's.

follow the little girl screams.