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when you realize your at a sausage party :)
I was sitting at home watching the game when my buddy calls me and tells me to come to some guys birthday party so i finish watching the game and head over, when i got there there were around 15 people and a nice ratio of guys to girls even though all the girls were taken it was still better then no girls.So there all partying and shit and couple hours go by and everyone but me is drunk and or high, and i have to work in the morning and its almost 1 so im thinking about leaving. Im sitting on the couch waiting for the right moment to jet when a hardhouse remix of the song, 2 times comes on and i think well, thats my que to leave, but right before I do I suddenly realize that all the girls had gone home even the bday boys wife had gone to bed and the only people left are all 8 dudes pissed drunk tryin to dance and yelling and shit around the dinner table with the hardhouse remix of 2 times blasting.So i walk over to the table and annouce im out and there like why, why u leavin u little bitch, and im like take alook around its 1 and this is the biggest sausage party ive ever been too. As soon as I said sausage party all 8 of them stopped partying, did a side to side with there head scanning for girls, then they all looked at each other with shame hahahahaha the funniest shit ive ever seen.
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Feb 18, 04
