riddles

[*STARFISH*]

Originally posted by M!SKA
We did riddles all afternoon at work today!
Most of us were too braindead to think of the answers. Then I see all you guys getting them instantly. I don't feel so smart. haha

riddles at work?
way to have the best job ever!

[Chet]

Originally posted by Hot Karl
what goes up and down at the same time.

y= Sin(infinity)Pi

[M!SKA]

^ lol

[*STARFISH*]

Originally posted by Hot Karl
what goes up and down at the same time.

an excited man with peyronie's disease!


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hehe

[Chet]

it could also be a teeter totter
or however the Ef you spell it

[Chet]

Originally posted by *STARFISH*

an excited man with peyronie's disease!


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thats not funny
it's a serious issue
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[Chet]

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Hot Karl]

answer: the stairs

[Chet]

Originally posted by Hot Karl
what goes up and down at the same time.

could also be a bi-polar schizophrenic

[PHOTONIC]

bi-polars dont go up and down at the same time, they go back and forth...

Another riddle for you guys:
What is greater than God and more evil than the devil?
Rich men want it and poor men have it?

[Tux]

^nothing.

[*KeLLnEsS*]

I am never quite what I appear to be. Straight-forward I seem, but it's only skin deep, for mystery most often lies beneath my simple speech. Sharpen your wits, open your eyes, look beyond my exteriors, read me backwards, forwards, upside down. Think critically and answer the question.

what am I?

[M!SKA]

5
Don Mulberry lives at the North end of Eagle Lake, which is 7 miles long. He decides that he wants to grow some lilly pads at his end of the lake. He imports 4 SnakeWeed Lilly pads from Cuba. What Don doesn’t know is that the SnakeWeed Lilly is a fast growing Lilly and will double it’s surface area every day. The lake is 7 miles long; he purchased 4 lilly plants; and in 29 days the entire lake is covered in lilies.

On what day was the lake half covered with lilies?

[Chet]

on day 28 if it doubles every day

boo ya

[M!SKA]

Haha yeah. That one reminds me of the type of questions my grade 9 honours math teacher would throw on our tests for ‘fun’

[Chet]

Originally posted by *KeLLnEsS*
I am never quite what I appear to be. Straight-forward I seem, but it's only skin deep, for mystery most often lies beneath my simple speech. Sharpen your wits, open your eyes, look beyond my exteriors, read me backwards, forwards, upside down. Think critically and answer the question.

what am I?

I had to cheat