thoughts from the parental units

[M!SKA]

My mother on thongs:

"No wonder there's so many angry teenage girls these days. They all have underwear stuck up their butts."

Lets hear some of the wisdom your parents have to offer.

[sidekick]

My Mother on men wearing tight pants:

"I hate men who wear tight pants. It leaves nothing to the imagination."

--said to me while walking on the boardwalk at White Rock beach a few years ago and coming across a man wearing an extremely tight pair of jeans. I won't even describe the strange shapes and contours that were visible.

[galaxie]

oh god, don't even get me started

My mom on the computer and finding solitaire:

"Natalie!!!! I don't understand!!!!! WHERE IS THIS START BUTTON!?! WHAT DO I DO AFTER THAT?!?! I'm sooooooo confused!!!"

"Mom, just click start in the bottom left corner, then guide the mouse up without clicking"

"........click........"

"WITHOUT CLICKING!!!!!!!"

I swear, my mom on the computer is like something out of Calvin and Hobbes...only she's Calvin and I'm his mom.

[Antenna_Boy]

^ that is a problem with most computer illiterate moms these days. Though my mom did have that problem once, she is good about it right now...but she does play solitair for long periods of time when she can =)

[mapleleaf4ever]

My Mother: "You could get all that work done faster on a Typewriter..."
My Father:"You're driving a little close..."
My Mother:"Is she easy too?" (referring to one of my ex's at a time we were going out...)

[inkster]

mom:

'marry into money son, because look where marrying into love got me.'

they're separated now.

[charly]

thought on tampons from my dad when asked to go buy some [3 females in the house!]:

"you girls and your bloody tampons!!"

he paused for a moment and then burst out laughing after that one.

[Kandyapple]

^lol ewwww

Mom: so hows the sex
Me: ummm fine :soak:
Mom: he better be getting you off.
Me: OMG OK NO MORE TALKING!

[bebu*funfun]

"kraig's not your friend, kraig's your man friend!"

oh my mom has said many many brilliant things. ill add more tmrw.

[Sue Bitch]

my dad always tell me this when he is right or i am just mad at him "I will always be your best friend, and know whats right for you"
that just gets me sooo mad sometimes

[Jblaze]

Originally posted by charly
thought on tampons from my dad when asked to go buy some [3 females in the house!]:

"you girls and your bloody tampons!!"

he paused for a moment and then burst out laughing after that one.

HAHAHAHA fukn hilarious

[soma]

my dad:

" man created booze, god created pot. Who are you going to trust? "

[hardstylin]

dad "Always be the first in with the most"
^^ has never failed me yet!

[G-Style]

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
G

[Clayton.]

Originally posted by soma
my dad:

" man created booze, god created pot. Who are you going to trust? "

Now those are some words of wisdom. :smoke1:

[spunsugar]

when I asked my mom why she was trying to find a big bell to bring with us on our trip to the bahamas she said " so I can hang it on the door in case some rastafarians break in"

[Sariel]

My mother always told me, that if I ever got into a fight "I don't want you to throw the first punch, but you damn well better throw the last one!"

Mom is kinda fiesty

[Dean]

"dateline told me that everyone whoes high on that extamasy stuff has to have a pacifier in their mouth.... WHO ARE THOES PEOPLE YOUR WITH IN THE PICTURE DEAN!?!?! AND WHY DO THEY HAVE THAT IN THEIR MOUTH!!!!"

[Kandyapple]

^lol

fucking Dateline spilling the beans.

[Dean]

^hahaha

hey! at least i wasn't high!

[ebbomega]

Like my grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you get the sex for free?"

Course, she became a lesbian on her 65th birthday but that's besides the point.