how do you get rid of racoons.... - Page 2

galaxie · #26 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

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Originally posted by Kelster:

who the heck leaves a bed out for a racoon?!?!?

weirdo

almost as bad as those people that feed birds (crows)...wtf :284:

IT WAS LIKE -10 DEGREES OUT!!!!!!

poor bugger coulda frozen to death!
and for the record...raccoons are A LOT CUTER than stupid crows!

crookedking · #27 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

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Originally posted by shorerider
what about the bum that lives in the gulley across the street from carson? Like larson and 23rd? with the shopping cart!

the one who books it down lonsdale? i've seen that guy fly threw the red lights.

shorerider · #28 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

yeah, he lives close to my hizouse.

.o0*HaLo*0o. · #29 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

get a pelet gun n practice ur aim... it wont kill em.. it'll just sting a tad. n dont leave garbage outside ur house

crookedking · #30 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

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Originally posted by shorerider
yeah, he lives close to my hizouse.

i wonder why a bizum would live close to a high school? don't you think the teenagers would kick his ass on a daily basis?

shorerider · #31 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

well there is a long gully that goes from carson down to 13th street and then there is another one close to westview and then there is the one that goes from griffin skate park down to marine so....lots of squatting!

shorerider · #32 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

or he would be out collecting cans during school hours, right?

Kelster · #33 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

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Originally posted by galaxie
IT WAS LIKE -10 DEGREES OUT!!!!!!

poor bugger coulda frozen to death!
and for the record...raccoons are A LOT CUTER than stupid crows!

so what? it's called survival of the fittest ma dear!

you don't make a friggin' bed for an animal...it's almost as bad as dressing your dog up and carrying it around in your purse...IT'S CRAZY :284:

i agree, raccoons are very cute...but not when they're out causing a ruckus in your backyard at 2 am

crookedking · #34 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

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Originally posted by shorerider
well there is a long gully that goes from carson down to 13th street and then there is another one close to westview and then there is the one that goes from griffin skate park down to marine so....lots of squatting!

there are alot of places for a bizum to hide from people in the forested areas of nv.

but why would a bizum would want to squat in north van? all the free food is on the other side of the water.

*KeLLnEsS* · #35 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

Sling shot
Gun
Towel drenched in amonia

We've had this problem before lol they lived under our hottub.

lildonkey · #36 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

I put on kappa pants and bearmace them.

Mr.Wrong · #37 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

bait it with cat food then shoot it with a pellet gun
or throw a spear at it

both are proven methods.

shorerider · #38 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

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Originally posted by crookedking

there are alot of places for a bizum to hide from people in the forested areas of nv.

but why would a bizum would want to squat in north van? all the free food is on the other side of the water.

who wouldn't want to squat in North Vizan?

NeVeRLooKBacK · #39 (**permalink**) Mar 12, 04

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Originally posted by Crazy Dave
you just need to date Goat from this board,,, he's hairy as any animal you've ever seen.

Liqwid · #40 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

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Originally posted by inkster
antifreeze.

lol

~Dalyn:008:

Jblaze · #41 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

My dogs killed a huge racoon awhile back , this thing was by far the biggest i had ever seen... but yea if u gota good shot u can always buy a pellet gun

narc · #42 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

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Originally posted by ash1ee
so i finally have my first pet.

there is this racoon that has been hanging out LOUDLY on my roof for the past week.

and chasing it with a hockey stick just didnt cut it.
those animal conservation people said that there is nothing we can do.
WTF!@#$

her name is sally. this isnt the kind of pet i wanted. :(
jerks.

give dougie a call

jomama · #43 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

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Originally posted by mister-peenutt
i had like a family of racoons on my porch one night. i took my paintball gun out and shot the shit out of all of them. i have yet to see another racoon near my house.

bahahaha

crookedking · #44 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

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Originally posted by shorerider

who wouldn't want to squat in North Vizan?

true. north van is the best place in the world (that's right people who are reading this...i said the WORLD), but if i was a bizum i'd definately squizat in a different part of the city. places where it's normal to see bizums.

crookedking · #45 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

maybe they come here for vacation?

G-Style · #46 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

Punch upside it's head.
G

shorerider · #47 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

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Originally posted by crookedking
maybe they come here for vacation?

perhaps, wouldn't you want to chizill in the hizood instead of the east sizide?

crookedking · #48 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

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Originally posted by shorerider

perhaps, wouldn't you want to chizill in the hizood instead of the east sizide?

definizitly.

shorerider · #49 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

you done fucked up the thrizead with that last post.

stringbeans · #50 (**permalink**) Mar 13, 04

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Originally posted by crookedking

true. north van is the best place in the world (that's right people who are reading this...i said the WORLD), but if i was a bizum i'd definately squizat in a different part of the city. places where it's normal to see bizums.

wizzerd

as for the racoon, catch it and cut off one of its leg, but dont let it go after that.. take it into your kitchen and let it watch you cook the leg you cut off and then eat the leg