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Old Mar 16, 04
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mail order brides

this has been keeping me busy for the last hour!!!!!
it's kinda interesting...i wonder how many people are ordering brides! i wonder what kinda people are ordering brides! i wonder how long the marriages last!

http://www.blossoms.com/
http://www.alena-marriage-agency.com/
http://www.special-lady.com/
http://www.planet-love.com/
http://www.russianladies.com/rl_showladies.cfm


does this girl look flip??? cause she's supposed to be!

does anybody have any mail order bride/groom stories!?!?

I NEED TO KNOW

fuck this pms is making me crazy
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Old Mar 16, 04
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she doesn't look philipeno (is it with a "ph" or an "f"?) to me.

i saw a funny skit on "girls behaving badly" where they got some guy to deliver a package to this place. when he got to the packages destination he had to wait for somebody to sign the thing that they have to have signed. while he was waiting the package blew open, one of the badly behaving girls burst out, called him husband, and proceeded to hug him.

i laughed.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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One of our clients at work ordered a bride from russia.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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I wonder why there isn't Mail Order Grooms? (For those that would want one...)
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OH! i can't believe i forgot about this one....

this guy i used to work with had a friend (he was probably lying though. i can't see him with a friend) who went to india and bought this mans daughter. when he brought her back she'd do all the housework and his friends.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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A Chinese guy I used to work with approached me, saying his cousin was looking for a Canadian to marry, her parents would give me $40000 to do it. Nothing ever came of it though, but she looked pretty in her picature.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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i would've married her.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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I'm saving myself for you.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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i'm still wondering bout the story behind these 2... http://www.kevinandnhan.com/index.htm


it's a tear jerker...hes been visiting her in vietnam for the last year, and a couple weeks ago she passed her citizenship test and he went back to bring her home to america :kimmie:

i wonder how they met! is she in it for the green card? was she a prostitute? or did they just fall in love while he was on vacation?

i'm contemplating emailing them :soak:


i need to find a mail order groom site!!!!!!
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Old Mar 16, 04
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haha omg.. i hear a story on tv that sum guy got a mail order bride from hong kong or sumthin and they had kids and he beat her and shit and wanted to send her back to her country becuz hes not gettin wat he paid for!!!!!!!!!!!!1 like wtf!!!!!! wat a looooooooooooooooser! :finger:
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Old Mar 16, 04
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ohhhhh www.cherryblossoms.com got a mail order groom part!




this is Gar, he's 70.....PERFECT

i wonder how much money he has....but he has 5 children, that could be a problem
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Old Mar 16, 04
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why? they could be the same age as you and you could wear their clothes and maybe a lil something on the side. Imagine, they could call you mom whilst fucking you!
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Old Mar 16, 04
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if i was a chick i'd totally marry for money. hopefully i'll be able to find my old woman *sigh*
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Old Mar 16, 04
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shit,,, I'd totaly marry a chick to let her in to the country. If I get shit loads of cash. Not like any one would marry me for love. Fuck I should put an add in some asian paper to day.

I wonder if I can request some one that does anal.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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dave- if you put an add in the paper, let me know how it turns out.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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Originally posted by shorerider
why? they could be the same age as you and you could wear their clothes and maybe a lil something on the side. Imagine, they could call you mom whilst fucking you!
pffft i'm thinking bout the will! i don't want to be sharing it with his 5 kids...i married the guy, i want it all!

although being called mommy while getting fucked sounds damn hot :soak:
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Old Mar 16, 04
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so have any of you come across down syndrome porn???

i googled it up, and i'm pretty disapointed...NOTHING came up!!!!
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Old Mar 16, 04
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Can you love me when it rains? Can you see me at that moment through the rain? Can you feel my emotions coming over through the pain? Do you think you were strong? Is it enought just to catch me? Do you think of me? Do you love me? Do you want me? Do you need me?YOU HAVE TO

uhh... this lady is loco.

I've heard so many horror stories about mail order brides and the horrible people who marry them. The poor things just do it to come to America, then alot of them are raped, abused, etc etc. by their "husbands"
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Old Mar 16, 04
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ok this might come off as nasty crule rude, disserspectfull, and just out right wrong.

But fuck you sell you're self to some dirty guy that can not get it any other way,,, what do they expect. Fuck I'm close to saying that are fucking asking for it.

It's like walking down Main and Hastings, with a gold fucking watch. $200 headphones, and wad of cash in your hand, then getting bitchy you got mugged.
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Old Mar 16, 04
flick ma bean
 
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^ nah i hear what you're saying

it's just sad because those girls are just trying to get away from the poverty and abuse they're getting at home already
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Old Mar 16, 04
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well,,, some do well and some don't. But the companies that organize mail orders sure do ok from their pain.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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Quote:
Originally posted by Crazy Dave
ok this might come off as nasty crule rude, disserspectfull, and just out right wrong.

But fuck you sell you're self to some dirty guy that can not get it any other way,,, what do they expect. Fuck I'm close to saying that are fucking asking for it.

It's like walking down Main and Hastings, with a gold fucking watch. $200 headphones, and wad of cash in your hand, then getting bitchy you got mugged.
I understand too. But they are trying to get away from the shit that goes on in their countries, and I'm sure alot of them are very naive. They want to live "the american dream" which is so fucking hyped it's ridiculous.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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"the american dream"

Do I have to look up on google of wonderfull photo's of our US neighbors?

hhehehehe ok I can not help it.


Last edited by Crazy Dave; Mar 16, 04 at 12:47 PM.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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my uncle married a wonderful little philipino lady. they've been together for about 10 years now, i think. her whole family now resides within canada too, mainly as a result of her marrying.

neat stuff.
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Old Mar 17, 04
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Originally posted by mapleleaf4ever
I wonder why there isn't Mail Order Grooms? (For those that would want one...)
Oh there are such things as mail order grooms....This Jamacian lady has like a 'farm' of beautiful mens she trains to be great husbands for North American wives - but you have to pay big bucks tcause they are all in shape and know proper etiquette
I saw her on some talk show.....

I'll look for the link
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