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Old Mar 16, 04
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FNK Spring Personals

IT"S THE TIME OF THE SEASON...

I like starting these threads.

Are YOU lonely? Looking for that special someone with whom you can spend the rest of your life, or just have sex with and take the bus home in the morning? Well look no further, because FNK has a prime selection of ravers, scenesters, and hangers-on to satisfy your every emotional and sexual need. No matter how desperate you are, there's probably someone more desperate out there. And that's how you might get lucky!

To kick it off:

Name: Maxim Sacha Kennedy Prokopenko

Status: Single, Heterosexual, Male

Physical attributes: 5'8" (5'9" if you prefer taller guys), skinny, glasses, brown messy hair, BIG FUCKIN SCAR (not on the face though), white like McDonald's with blue eyes like Sinatra.

Personality Attributes: Lazy, smart like a smart fox, funny at times, morbid at others, down when you don't see me possibly.

Spirtuality: Hardcore atheist. Like a fox.

Education: Attending BCIT for Comp and Elec Engineering.

Age: Age is just a number (as long as YOUR number is 14 or over baby)

Hobbies: Makin' music, soldering, going out and doing shit, looking at pretty stuff (art, words (pretty words), Scarlett Johansen) etc etc.

A little more about me: I don't really take everything seriously. I'm a geek. I would kill you and eat your body for the nicotine inside if you're a smoker, because I haven't had one for a while. I like Tom Robbins. I like cereal. Yes.

ENJOY.
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Old Mar 16, 04
DONT BE BITTER BE BETTER
 
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lol hurt
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Old Mar 16, 04
Guess who'se bizzack
 
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hurt sack.
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Old Mar 16, 04
semblence within chaos.
 
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Originally posted by M.S.K.P.


To kick it off:

Name: kameron k dawg diggity
Status: Single, Heterosexual, Male

Physical attributes: 5'11" or 6'0 or whatever with that sezy look u know, half asiasn, half irish drunkard

Personality Attributes: I like music, and i play music, and i listenb to music and i pkay it on instruments,..

Spirtuality: i a spiritual athiest, i believe in som,ethongn but not one good

Education: douglas college for general studies and audio engineering

Age: 20

Hobbies: i like doing the jiggy hop, i like making music, and sometimes i like being retarded in HEEERE!

A little more about me: you know i like being the person whon answers these retarded posts , and its so retarded in HERE, anyways, back to teh topic, u know i like long walks on the beach, a little candle light dinner on a white sand beach with violen players in the backgroudnd, maybe a sappy movie playing on the TV, with som,e really sappy dinners., and maybe some shrimp, i like some romance, maybe a fabio novel , and i also like writing in personels so that i can u know write that shit,m,, u god its sleep time.. good night, and to all a happy new year, and to all a good night, and now i press the button and i [ass out, cya u alln tommorow in the morning.,.. YAY1 ....................,m/
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ENJOY.
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Old Mar 16, 04
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Fuck Rawb, don't diss me, I'm looking for true love here man.
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Old Mar 16, 04
In illusion comfort lies
 
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Name: What do U need my name for?...what do U mean, paranoid?...I'm not being paranoid...

Status: Awake

Physical attributes: What? Like you don't already know! I see you looking at me with those binoculars from across the street, why else do you think I've started wearing pants again for the last three days?...

Personality Attributes: Normal, mentally stable and sound, "No you're not!" "Shh, pipe down, they'll hear you" "Look, you just stay out of this or I'm gonna get the knife again"....

Spirtuality: I often speak to the spirit of my dead cat, Fluffy, who perished in a bizarre laundrymat dryer incident, now she's Fluffy forever...

Education: Got my high school degree last summer in the last year of my sentance.

Age: Old enough to be tried, convicted, and sentanced as an adult.

Hobbies: Knives, makin' sweet love, talking without moving my lips, knives, looking at people through their windows when they don't know I'm there, makin' sweet love, more knives...

A little more about me: I like people. I like knives. I like Tony Robbins. I like people who like to play with knives while being motivated by Tony Robbins.
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Old Mar 17, 04
GO SENS!
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Séguin will become famous soon enough
hehe, I'm gonna fill this out just for fun

Name: Robb Peppertree

Status: Single, Heterosexual, Male

Physical attributes: 5'10 (or 5'11 ish). Very thin, somewhat flexable. brown hair about shoulder length. Dark brown eyes.

Personality Attributes: Some what lazy. fun to be around. a little flirty at times.

Education: High school, Algonquin college (pre-media)

Age: 20

Hobbies: DJing, writing tracks, guitarist, rollerblading
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Old Mar 17, 04
prangin' out
 
Join Date: May 2001
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Name: Claire Selena Darya Kennedy Prokopenko

Status: Single, not gender specific, Female

Physical attributes: Short (5'3"), thin but not twiggy, i've been called cute before, i have big feet

Personality Attributes: lazy, but insanely hyper at the same time. intelligent, half my common sense is gone. contemplative. witty.

Spirtuality: agnostic, i'm so torn.

Education: finishing grade 12 at the school of HELL

Age: 18

Hobbies: drinking liquor, eating, ripping shit up, writing rhymes, screaming at random people on the street, wishing i was a snake

A little more about me: motherfuck you and your punk ass ghetto bird

well really, what more is there. if you read any of my posts you'll get a pretty good idea. I KNOW Y'ALL WANT ME

)(haha if anyone wants a hookup, from this post, ill laugh!)
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Old Mar 17, 04
DESTROY EVERYTHING
 
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hardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nice
^^ ill hook up :)

peace!
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Old Mar 17, 04
prangin' out
 
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lol fo' real? or just joking
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Old Mar 17, 04
GO SENS!
 
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Séguin will become famous soon enough
that's awesome
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Old Mar 17, 04
prangin' out
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Belms
hurt sack.
its hurt BAG :soak:
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Old Mar 17, 04
aka "Cyrus"
 
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haha im enjoying reading these but im just too lazy to fill out one myself
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Old Mar 17, 04
flick ma bean
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Name: Kelly

Status: Single & straight

Physical attributes: 5.5", black hair, dark brown eyes, tongue and belly button pierced, ears stretched to a 6 gage

Personality Attributes: weird, crazy, rude, blunt, honest, very caring, responsible, spoiled, easy going. openminded, controlling

Spirtuality: atheist.

Education: did 1.5 years at langara

Age: 19 turning 20 next month

Hobbies: shopping/style, hunting, 4 wheeling, food/cooking, sex, working out

A little more about me: I don't want a relationship, but i'm looking for one because i don't know how to be happy being single. I'm very bored and lonely and like all my friends, i'm hoping to fill this void with this thing called 'love'. I've tried drugs/alcohol and casual sex, but it has turned me bitter and crazy.
I'm trying to save up enough money to travel far away for as long as possible to avoid my problems, or perhaps find a solution.

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Old Mar 17, 04
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sweet sensi crew
 
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Ahh, why the hell not... I've got nothing to do...

Name: Erik

Status: Single & Straight

Physical attributes: 5'9", Red Hair, Green/Blue/Grey Eyes ummm... Two arms, Two Legs?

Personality Attributes: laid-back, crazy, thinker and at times not so much, a little competitive, hard to anger: if you do manage to piss me off you'd better fuckin' run... :kam:

Spirtuality: Vodka and Coke...

Education: High School, Northern Lights College (MCSE Prep), Kwantlen College (Business & Political Science), Justice Institute of BC (BST 1&2), Victoria Flight Training (Private Pilot License)

Age: 21

Hobbies: Flying, Driving, Partying, Paintball, Music

A little more about me: Hmm... well I work a lot. I'm pretty laid-back. I'm working on my Commerical Helicopter Pilot License when my Student Loan gets approved. I am a believer of "Go Big or Go Home." I get along with my sister. :tounge1: Wanna know more, ask me... I don't bite unless asked.
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Old Mar 17, 04
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Dr. Doom can only hope to improve
A brilliant and arrogant scientist, Victor Von Doom was disfigured when one of his early experiments went horribly awry. Now -- his scarred countenance masked by a metal faceplate, his body sheathed in nigh-impenetrable armor -- Dr. Doom rules the small European country of Latveria with an iron fist. Not content with one nation, his ultimate aspiration is world domination...and the destruction of the fabled Fantastic Four!

Real Name: Victor Von Doom
Occupation: Monarch
Group Affiliation: None
Base of Operations: Latveria

Height: 6'1
Weight: 215 lbs.
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Purple

Powers: Dr. Doom possesses the ability, though not-often-used, to switch minds with others. Also, he commands a small amount of mystical knowledge.

Weapons: In his armor, Dr. Doom can lift about 2 tons. One of the world's most brilliant scientists, he has amassed a seemingly endless arsenal of high-tech weaponry. At the very least, his armor incorporates a forcefield and concussion beams.

History:

Hardened by adversity, Victor Von Doom knows all too well what it is to be misunderstood and forsaken, hunted and despised. Orphaned at a young age, he was raised by gypsies in the small Balkan nation of Latveria -- constantly on the move, with no place to call home. Anguished by his parents' passing, the young Doom vowed to make the entire world pay for his loss. Through years of intense study, the determined youth amassed a wealth of scientific and mystical knowledge. Even as Doom's obsession with power and vengeance grew, his academic pursuits and astounding reputation earned him a full scholarship to State University in America. There, the brilliant but arrogant Doom first encountered Reed Richards, similarly gifted but humble to a fault. Richards represented a substantial threat to Doom's self-perceived superiority, and the two became bitter rivals.

Ultimately, Doom was undone by his ego, which prevented him from adjusting the schematics to one of his early inventions: a trans-dimensional projection device. The machine worked perfectly...for two minutes, 37 seconds. Then, Doom experienced the end result of his pride: an explosion that injured his face. Although Richards had pointed out his classmate's miscalculations prior to the mishap, Doom refused to acknowledge his own culpability. Instead, he blamed Richards for the accident. It was easier for Doom to believe his rival had sabotaged his work out of jealousy than admit to his own imperfection.

While convalescing, Doom discovered that the blast had left him with a long, thin scar. The vain Doom believed this slight injury had in fact totally disfigured his face. Expelled from college for his hazardous extra-dimensional experiment, he traveled the world swathed in bandages -- a kind of living mummy, searching for a miracle cure. Eventually, Doom discovered a village of Tibetan monks, who crafted a suit of armor and metal mask to hide his perceived deformity. In his urgent desire to proceed with his plans of conquest and revenge, Doom donned his newly cast faceplate before it has completely cooled, permanently damaging his entire face. His scarred countenance so concealed and his body sheathed in the monk's nigh-impenetrable armor, Doom returned to Latveria. Overthrowing the standing government, he installed himself as absolute monarch.

Ruling with an iron fist and an equally strong will, Doom established a nation of peace and prosperity. As Latveria thrived under Doom's reign, the megalomaniacal dictator began to believe he could extend his success to Earth's other nations. Consequently, he began to redirect the small nation's resources to help him realize his designs of world domination. To Doom, the world's leaders are as nothing, inferiors to be cast aside in favor of his global vision. Eventually, Doom's machinations brought him into conflict with Richards -- now well-known as Mr. Fantastic, leader of the Fantastic Four. Richards and his teammates have been Doom's most frequent opponents through the years. Now, Doom's dreams of world conquest are equaled only by his desire to destroy the Fantastic Four.

Despite countless attempts, Doom's defeats of Richards have been few and far between -- and never complete or lasting. Doom's belief in his own superiority frequently proves to be his undoing, as his overconfidence and hubris blind him to his own failings. He has, however, bested his bitter rival on at least one occasion, scoring a major psychological victory when he was called upon to save the life of Richards' wife Sue and their second child. Conceived in an other-dimensional realm, the unborn child had begun emitting high-intensity waves of negative energy. The Human Torch knew his sister and the baby would die without help. With Richards detained by outside forces, Doom was his best and only hope. Johnny Storm pleaded with his greatest enemy to put aside their past differences so Invisible Woman and her child would have even the smallest chance for survival. Seizing the opportunity, Doom saved both their lives through a combination of science and sorcery, inflating the armored autocrat's ego and sending his self-confidence soaring. Indebted to Doom, Sue agreed to let him name the child; he then placed Valeria under his royal protection. Now, every time Reed looks at his daughter and wife, he will remember that Doom saved them both when he could not.

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Old Mar 17, 04
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^i'd hit that.
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Old Mar 17, 04
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i call dibs on Bob's man flower.
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Old Mar 17, 04
fanfuckintabulous
 
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Name: kayla jermaine bright

Status: Single, female

Physical attributes: 5'11 short brown with some blonde hair ,brown eyes, lip and eyebrow pierced ears stretched 6 gage

Personality Attributes:fun,crazee,sometimes laid back

Spirtuality: uhh i duno...

Education: finishing hs

Age:20 1/2

Hobbies: sleep,dance and go drinkin,writing poetry,sleeping,hanging out wid friends,sleep,drink,play pool

A little more about me: mmm takes me alot to get drunk haha,i love dancing,uhh gots to love the asian food good shit,dont annoy me when im sleeping or i will hurt ya haha uhh i duno wut else.. :c-tard:
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Old Mar 17, 04
is now relatively sane.
 
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Yea, I'm board. I'd like to fuck.
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Old Mar 17, 04
fanfuckintabulous
 
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^^ also dont u do anal??
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Old Mar 17, 04
is now relatively sane.
 
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^truthfully I've never fucked a chick in the ass.
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Old Mar 17, 04
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..... wtf?
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Old Mar 17, 04
In illusion comfort lies
 
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Quote:
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^truthfully I've never fucked a chick in the ass.
I notice that there's no mention of whether or not you've f*cked a guy (or a donkey, for that matter) in the ass...should we assume that males of all species have felt the sting of your blade?
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Old Mar 18, 04
DESTROY EVERYTHING
 
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hardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nice
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lol fo' real? or just joking
no jokes..
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