Luke's bursts of uncontrolled laughter. This week's target: THE ATKINS DIET

[Rytalin]

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(I'm really not sure what triggered this)



http://www.medrants.com/archives/002297.html

[Veni*C]

:trippin: wow.


someones loopy. good stuff!

[M!SKA]

LOL that made me laugh. ahha thanks!

Seriously though, the whole Atkins diet craze is so Fing rediculous. Lets make our body literally eat itself to lose weight fast! Regular exercise? Healthy balanced meals? Who needs those!

/sarcasm

[Rhianna]

^but Miska, that takes time. I don't want to be healthy my whole life. I just wnat to be skinny now............NOW!

[*KeLLnEsS*]

Say no to carbs!!!

[M!SKA]

Originally posted by Rhianna
^but Miska, that takes time. I don't want to be healthy my whole life. I just wnat to be skinny now............NOW!

OOOoohh You know what else might work? Bulemia!!!!
That'll be MY next 'get skinny fast' plan!!

[Rhianna]

I guess Bulemia might work. But I'm one step ahead. I just don't eat.

[M!SKA]

Nothing like good old fashioned Anorexia to make the pounds melt away!

[Jingles]

^ Why argue with the winning formula of no food and uber excercise? It makes youre hair fall out every time!

ANA IS MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rytalin]

^yeah but Ana wreck's ya
guffaw


(sorry someone had to say it :P )

I got something waaaay better.
it's called a vacuum cleaner with a big butterfly needle ducktaped onto the nozzle.

[Veni*C]

people who use atkins who only need to loose a couple pounds are completly retarded....

atkiens was made for people who need to loose ALOT of weight (im talking like obeese here...)... 10 pounds does NOT count... get off your fucking ass and go to the gym or stop eating krispy kremes u dumb ass!!!!

do u know how many skinny people that do atkiens get so sick from it... dont be retarded.. geesus! *end rant*
hehehehe......

[Miss T]

i was VERY skeptical of this diet until my dad (who i don't live with) was telling me that it is actually working for him. guess i'm not so skeptical about it anymore. :)

[shorerider]

I'LL NEVER EXCERCISE AGAIN!

[Rhianna]

Originally posted by Miss T
i was VERY skeptical of this diet until my dad (who i don't live with) was telling me that it is actually working for him. guess i'm not so skeptical about it anymore. :)

Oh it works. But I'm just not too sure how good it is for you. Like we said, not eating at all works well too.

[MusHHeaD]

I'm skinny and my metabolism is through the roof, making me have to eat constantly and whatever i want...HELP!

[ebbomega]

My new diet is so much better than Atkins.

Nothing but tapeworms.

[Rhianna]

See that's such a good idea. Why don't more people use big ol' tapeworms to keep them trim and slim?

[M!SKA]

You should market the tapeworm diet. Hello next big thing!

[mattymids]

i like how, youre encouraged to eat bacon, like the subway commercial, i can totally see how this diet helps super size fat people/


HEALTHY......... I KNOW WHAT HEALTHY IS!!

[Miss T]

Originally posted by Rhianna


Oh it works. But I'm just not too sure how good it is for you. Like we said, not eating at all works well too.

oh i totally agree! i don't see it as that healthy either.

[cheebus420]

to all those who are honestly convinced not eating will make you quickly lose weight, guess what? It's the exact opposite. If you stop eating for a day or two in order to get super skinny for the next day, fact of the matter is the no food leaves no fuel for your metabolism and you gain weight as a result.
You'd have to successfully do it for a series of days, which is in itself highly unhealthy.