Telephone Etiquette...

[SoniaMundi]

How long after knowing someone is it appropriate to take a dump on the phone with them?

Do you dump on the first call?

Or, do you wait until the third or fourth call to dump?

[decypher]

i think a good time would be after your first date at taco bell..

[Dean]

first call.. they'd never know!

[SoniaMundi]

Originally Posted by Dean

first call.. they'd never know!

That depends.

If you're really trying to push it out, you might be a bit vocal.

[yoko*]

what they don't know, hear, or smell.. can't hurt them.. HOWEVER

I personally would not take a dump while talking on the phone with someone because I'd be kind of offended by the mental imagery that the noises imply..
IE-plop, squirt,...and a long lingering fart followed by plop!

I also cannot take a dump while on the phone with someone due to PERFORMANCE ANXIETY, so even if I needed to I wouldn't. I don't know how you ppl do it.

[bob]

in the fast-paced times we live in right now, i feel that the 2 1/2 hour long poop-sesh you have after that pot of coffee in the morning is the only real time you have to sit down and sort out your personal life. what an ideal time to have a heart-2-heart with someone you love.

[yoko*]

^holy crap, 2-hours?

[SoniaMundi]

It's quite easy, especially if you are a little bit sick with the flu, then is comes out fairly silently.

[charly]

never?

i think it's a little gross. if someone is going to do that, just call me back or something. the person on the other end of the line doesn't need to hear that.

[Kandyapple]

I can't do it. I just usualy give my best friend the play by play when I'm done.
I get shy and can't go if someone is listening.

[bob]

Originally Posted by yoko*

^holy crap, 2-hours?

2 1/2 hours thank you.
i read 75% of a book today,
wrote a little love ballad to myself,
drew a weird looking bird thing,
listened to usher's new cd,
and at the same time had my laundry going, and another pot of coffee brewing...

i love working evenings. it gives me so much nothing-time during the day. i wake up, coffee, poo, show up for work an hour or 2 early, and that's my day... IT'S GREAT. and all thanks to that poop.

[Dr. Doom]

The real question is how soon can one answer the phone with "EAT SHIT AND DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!" and then proceed to rather loudy and explosively defecate on/near the phone.