I'm Hot For Jesus

Goat · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

people who make sights like this should be hog tied and beaten to death with metal bats in front of their children.

fuck.

Sariel · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

OMG.... where did you find that site?

cheebus420 · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

I'm sorry but I'm agnostic and even I believe this webpage gives a bad name to christians everywhere.

"He died for our sins .... ISN'T THAT COOL?" .
it's pretty funny though.

Goat · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

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Originally Posted by Sariel

OMG.... where did you find that site?

Lady Shades (Shadi) sent it to me.
uber fucked.

Kandyapple · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

lol wtf!!! have you read the captions for the atheist??? "jesus probably wouldnt Love me anyway."
And the Kanga Jew!!!!
hahaha what the hell is this a joke??

dj wackk · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

"everybody knows the Jews killed christ"!,-Cartman
Anybody catch last nights Southpark? HALARIOUS! I was dying!

Senior · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

Be very scared! On a side note though that maze was sweet; I got the money, bought the ice cream, gave it to the girl and got laid!

DJ Ponz · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

This is a disgrace to Western Civilization, Christianity and Humanity. Holy Shit. My favorite is the professor - take his quiz, I bet you'll get all the answers wrong.

I can't believe I share the same genetic code as these people.....

crookedking · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

that maze was hard.

*KeLLnEsS* · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

Sorry I don't find any humor in making fun of someone because of what they believe. And suggesting they be beaten because of it is just ignorant.

M!SKA · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

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Originally Posted by DJ Ponz

This is a disgrace to Western Civilization, Christianity and Humanity. Holy Shit. My favorite is the professor - take his quiz, I bet you'll get all the answers wrong.

I can't believe I share the same genetic code as these people.....

I was going to quote the most jaw-dropping answer, but they're all retarded.

Lush · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

Scariest Site EVER!!
My friend sent me the link, apparently these guys teach a course at some US College.. I can't believe people actually believe this shit!

I find this particularly disturbing:
"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word."

Kandyapple · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

^OMG I know!!
I love how he also has links to other sites with messed up info to back up what he is saying.

Goat · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

check out some of the links and other other pages off the main site. some crazy stuff is in there.

Goat · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

http://www.cafeshops.com/landoverbaptist

Lush · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

Zounds - Youth Rock Ministry :|

Hot Karl · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by *KeLLnEsS*

Sorry I don't find any humor in making fun of someone because of what they believe. And suggesting they be beaten because of it is just ignorant.

find humor in the fact their brain washing kids, and suggesting that atheists are some sort of child molester type stranger.

or you can be saddened by it like me.

stringbeans · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

hhaah holy shit i want that tshirt

*KeLLnEsS* · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

^^ I dont agree with that either :(

penguinabc123 · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

why have a bunch of gods when you can have just one?
hey budi, how many gods do you have? i dunno i lost count,
wtf?? lets rip on every other religion, im atheist but still i have friends that are religious and that appals me, good god, yarghhhhh
is there a word in clingon for my rage?

Custard · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

i want this shirt

SEAN! · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheebus420

I'm sorry but I'm agnostic and even I believe this webpage gives a bad name to christians everywhere.

"He died for our sins .... ISN'T THAT COOL?" .
it's pretty funny though.

oh come on....dont you guys realize its a parody?

x0x_manda_x0x · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

that was the funniest shit i have ever seen.
and no its not a parody lol. they try and teach ppl stuff like that. i went to christian camp untill i was 16 (haha yeah iknow im so cool) and they like tryed to brianwash shit like that into our heads....bahahaha so so funny that i used to belive it.

Lunch Box · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

Thats FUcking Golden "Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew" o man church youth cracks me up.

SomeGuy · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 02, 04

I concur.. that site is fucked Goat.. my super religious mother would probably love it.